Previously, on living with VSA.
12 strangers began the battle to win a million family points
And drama has already started as the housemates began to plot against each other.
Nothing special...
So excited!
Wow, look at this place!
This is cool.
Omg I can't wait!
I call the master bedroom!
I bought some DRINKS!!
Let's goooo!!!
*houseguests mingle with each other*
IT'S STILL GOING. STILL GOING. STILL GOING.
Hi, I'm Justin.
Oh hi, I'm Amy. Nice to meet you!
wow your hands are wet
I'm actually really excited to meet everyone
they all seem like really nice people.
I'm in a houseful of
idiot b*****s
and I'm f*****g sick of it.
Bam! Look at that! oooh!
ah cramp
Are you okay?
You need to stretch...
Yo, I'm just, I'm just here for the free food,
you know got some bok choy
Sweet and salty that's what they called me in high school
Wow, we're really living in a house with 12 other people.
I'm so excited. I've never lived with 12 other people before.
Girl me neither!
Really?
Yeah!
Did you know that girls with thin hair get menopause early?
*Houseguests choose their chores for the week*
"Cooking"
I don't know who this Christina girl thinks she is
but if she thinks she can walk into this house
and be hotter than me
she is wrong.
My task this week is
to do all the grocery shopping for the house.
I found out that Christina's assigned
to cook for the week
and since I know she's a vegetarian
I'm going to buy as much meat as possible
and send this tree hugger back home.
So I got assigned
to cook food for the house this week,
and I'm kind of worried
But it's okay because I know my food is gonna be the best
because I was raised like vegetarian
So I'm gonna incorporate a lot of vegetables into my recipe.
Christina's so f*****g dumb.
I can't believe she would even think to prepare a chicken like that.
I went to the microwave and there was a button that said chicken
I think that microwaving the chicken is the most sanitary thing to do
PLUS it doesn't have all that extra calories from the grease.
She thought that the button
that said chicken
was to cook a whole chicken.
Like what??
Oh, how's it going?
Pretty good. do you want to taste?
Uh
No, uh maybe later.
Okay
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!
Voilà!
Oh
That's so cute.
I like the mushrooms.
Who wants to order pizza?
*gags*
This b***h is going home.
"Chicken-stina"
"Tree-hugger"
sorry
And when it came time to vote for who was getting evicted
it was clear who was going to be sent home
"Christina"
*crying*
*Houseguests choose their chores for the week*
I have to clean the bathrooms
for the entire week
Man.
I don't think I've ever cleaned anything in my life.
What does cleaning even mean?
Yo,
I don't know who's cleaning the restroom this week,
but let's just say Christina's chicken
Looked a lot worse coming out than it did come in.
No, no!
I'm not cleaning that!!
Meanwhile some of the houseguests are spending time by the pool.
I think Brent's pretty cute.
I've been dropping hints that I
I want his sausage.
I want your sausage.
Uh..
I think I hear Paul calling.
Coming Paul!
I think he likes me!
Hey guys! How's the water?
It's fine, b***h!!
OMG Minh!
I can't believe you did that!
I'm gonna have such a headache later.
OH MY GOSH MY EARRING!!!
MY EARRING IS MISSING OH MY GOD!!!
We'll find them! We'll---
I'M NOT GONNA FIND THEM IN THE OCEAN!!
huehuehuehue
SERIOUSLY! IT'S NOT FUNNY!
THIS IS 75,000 DOLLARS!!
huehuehuehue
I'M LITERALLY SO F*****G ANNOYED!
*crying*
You're doing great sweetie!
Seriously guys! It's really not funny!!
Wait. Is she faking this right now?
I'm not faking!
So we only been here a week,
and she's already freaked about the room
she's already freaked about these earrings
and we have like three months left,
and I don't know what to expect
I'll have to say I'm pretty nervous.
*crying*
Omg! Courtney why are you crying?
It's my earrings. I had my earrings and they came out!
Omg Omg we'll just find them.
I LOST THEM IN THE OCEAN.
IN. THE. OCEAN.
WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND THEM!
It's ok! The ocean isn't even that deep!
We can find them. Just calm down.
Just deep breath. deep breaths.
Everything's gonna be fine.
It's okay Courtney. Don't worry about it.
Just deep breath. Everything's gonna be fine.
Guys what's wrong?
I lost my earrings in the ocean.
And now they're gone forever!!
Courtney. There are people that are DYING.
I mean, I don't want to sound like a brat,
but my sugar daddy got me those earrings and
I don't think I have any more sugar to give him this week
Soon, it was time for dinner
while it was looking as though the houseguests were beginning to get along
Travis had other plans.
So the house has been really boring lately like
everyone wants to be best friends with each other.
This isn't living with best friends
It's living with VSA.
So I stirred the pot a bit.
What can I say? I'm a messy b***h who lives for drama.
So I don't want to sound like a snitch or anything, but
earlier I saw Jordan looking through your things
wait
I was looking for my plant earlier
dude
Oh!
Oh okay well you didn't hear it from me.
So Jordan.
I heard that you were looking through my stuff earlier.
Who said that?
Who said that??
Who said that???
You're just mad because everyone
Says that I look like
Beyonce!
huehuehue
huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehe
I thought your name was Dan?
Beyonce?!
BEYONCE?!!
Beyonce, I'm SOOOO sorry this ugly ass B***H
decided to compare himself to
SHUT
THE F**K UP!!!
OFIJAOSIDFJALKSDFASDFASDFASDFWEATFJA;LSDF
Who wins this argument? Who will get sent home?
Does Jack ever learn how to clean the bathroom?
Tune in next week at 7 PM, to find out on
Living with VSA.

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