I am Thibaud, Boston Bun, he is
Jérémy Chatelain
We're both producers and pop stars
and pop stars
and we're going to answer questions about grooming.
First question
How to do your hair to sleep?
The hat.
Hat, straight away !
Hat !
I had a time, during high school,
I only slept with a hat
That's because it's cold
No, no, it's was really for style purposes
Yeah, I understand
The hat makes your hair more flat, it makes it dirtier a little
Just what you need
Why showering after working out?
You're not the guy to ask
It's not complicated, easy one, I'll explain it to you
It's called mycosis
As simple as that.
You want me to tell a little anecdote?
Go ahead, I'm scared but go ahead
On the 2002 Star Academy tour
Oh f**k, I was sure it'd be it
We were on stage 6 days a week
and after the show, you would put on the stage clothes
they were taken to the dry cleaner
but it wasn't like, good cleaning
so we put the clothes on and we were dirty
we sweat a lot, you were always dancing,
doing « Grease » and stuff
You had to take a shower
If you didn't it was horrible
You were sick for 15 days!
But we don't have much to say
because we don't do sports
How to clean your back?
You need a woman!
Why showering with cold water?
I finish myself with cold water, I'm sorry
I've been finished myself with cold water for two years
I can't stop saying « I finish myself with cold water »
It's awful to say that!
Yeah when out of context…
But it's a nice sentence !
« I finish myself with cold water »
Could be a sentence from a song
"J'me finis à l'eau froide"
How to do your hair to go to a nightclub ?
We don't go out anymore
That's a really intimate question
To each his own
Anyway everyone is quickly sticky
The oily skin, hell, the sticky clothes
and the sickness the next day
We don't go out anymore…
How to do your long hair ?
You've been through a lot of phases
Ah yeah yeah yeah.
You had one
Which one are you thinking about?
Well I was thinking about one but now I see another
Either the long hair one, to the shoulders
Yep, did that
And you had another one, long hair and shaved on the sides
Yeah I did that when I was 14
and I did it again twice or thrice
Shaved on the sides !
Every rapper with autotune copied my hair afterwards
Should you shave your bum fluff to grow a beard ?
I did it man
From my 12 years old to my 15
I shaved everyday
So it would grow
With a razor!
Your beard is thick!
I wanted it to grow, it was my goal
From 17 I had this beard
My mom used to dye mine blonde
I had this big blonde moustache
How to wash your face to avoid zits?
I have no idea
But, pop a zit, I do know!
You ever popped one of my zits?
No I never popped one of your zits, you asked several times
I always said no
But I taught you about Hexomedine
That's true
And since then, you got to admit, it's something you do
It's obligatory
When you pop a zit, you have to go through
to the second layer, the basis
and after that, Hexomedine
And you use the cotton ball.
Hexomédine transcutanée !
He doesn't use it properly but you can kill a zit before it happens
When you know it's going to happen
You dip a cotton ball in Hexomedine
and keep it on your face for like ten minutes
It's called transcutaneous, it kills the button right away!
It's dope.
How to put on hair gel?
First you need to have some, then you've got to ask your girlfriend is she agrees
and then, well, you put on gel.
How to brush your teeth without a toothbrush?
You do something DISGUSTING
He does something DISGUSTING
He takes out threads from his sock
A lot of threads
And he goes between the teeth like this
It's awful, it's the most disgusting thing
It's not disgusting, why do you say that?
It is, you finish eating, he's talking to you and then
He pulls something, and he knows he's got to hide
Should you pop a zit?
It's one of my passions.
People come to me for that.
I have some kind of expertise, look, it disgusts him
He wants to change the question!
How often should one go to the hairdresser?
I go once a week
I go every two weeks
I have a top 3 barbers
and I like them a bit ghetto
I think sometimes they rip you off a bit
Why am I getting ripped off?
You came back with haircuts…
I already perfected some of your haircuts
Yeah, two-three times
He comes back and says "look at this, 7 euros, look »
And then I have to perfect it
I love to try, so I try.
Why shaving your armpits?
I don't really shave my armpits
That's for people doing sports
We don't do enough sports
How to wash hair ? Last question!
A small amount is enough
I like to use plenty
I don't, using quality products, you take the habit of not emptying the whole bottle
I hope we answered all of your questions, that we helped you
Don't hesitate to call us
To ask some more questions, we're free
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