E
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Everybody has sauce glasses.
Most sauce glasses
make things visible,
and are useless when it comes to blinding glare.
*blitz godliness*
Not these!
or these!
or these!
OR THEEEESE
Nick Cage here with the latest from Bell & Howell we call them
Sauce Glasses™
Sauce Glasses™ can do things no ordinary sunglasses can do.
Sauce Glasses™ improve optical clarity so you can see Sauce™ even in low light!
Check this out
Nothing to see, right?
but look again as we hold up our
Prank™ Glasses
A colorful Filthy Prank™ has been revealed! A M A Z I N G
BETCHA DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING HUH
Look at this screen. What do you see?
*everyone agreeing on how white the screen is*
Now we're going to do our sunglasses!
W O A H
This is cool! (sure it is)
HAH
(LOW PITCHED) GOT EEM
How does it do that that is sOos
*unintelligible nonsense*
SNEEZE
ACHOOOOO
Everybody has a flashlight. But can yours do this?
*batman theme song*
How about this
THATS
THE
LIGHT SWITCH
Similar to flashlights used by elite military units,
The Bell and Howell™ Tac Light™ can do things no ordinary flashlight can do!
*scream of horror*
Only Tac Light™ has a super bright strobe, that can stun and disorient would-be attackers.
Ready?
GO!
*backwards ice hammering*
and it'll keep working while fully submerged underwater!
It's tough enough to survive getting run over by a Humvee!
*flashlight cracking sounds*
Shit.
*more unintelligible nonsense*
What else?
5 preset modes!
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE
Those are good presets!
AAH MEEAN
There's just nothing like them on the market today. (x3)
Tactical flashlights of this quality are selling right now for $60 or more
but Bell & Howell has slashed their price to just
69 Dollars.
LOL
*announcer summons satan*
Lighting technology has come a long wae.
NICK CAGE HERE WITH THE
Tac Light™ that collapses down
*even more unintelligible nonsense*
MY EYES
The secret is the genuine Bell and Howell™ COB LED.
When it's go time, I keep mine in full-armor mode
Here's why.
WHAT
T R I G G E R
EYAYT
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