Thứ Bảy, 28 tháng 4, 2018

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Everybody has sauce glasses.

Most sauce glasses

make things visible,

and are useless when it comes to blinding glare.

*blitz godliness*

Not these!

or these!

or these!

OR THEEEESE

Nick Cage here with the latest from Bell & Howell we call them

Sauce Glasses™

Sauce Glasses™ can do things no ordinary sunglasses can do.

Sauce Glasses™ improve optical clarity so you can see Sauce™ even in low light!

Check this out

Nothing to see, right?

but look again as we hold up our

Prank™ Glasses

A colorful Filthy Prank™ has been revealed! A M A Z I N G

BETCHA DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING HUH

Look at this screen. What do you see?

*everyone agreeing on how white the screen is*

Now we're going to do our sunglasses!

W O A H

This is cool! (sure it is)

HAH

(LOW PITCHED) GOT EEM

How does it do that that is sOos

*unintelligible nonsense*

SNEEZE

ACHOOOOO

Everybody has a flashlight. But can yours do this?

*batman theme song*

How about this

THATS

THE

LIGHT SWITCH

Similar to flashlights used by elite military units,

The Bell and Howell™ Tac Light™ can do things no ordinary flashlight can do!

*scream of horror*

Only Tac Light™ has a super bright strobe, that can stun and disorient would-be attackers.

Ready?

GO!

*backwards ice hammering*

and it'll keep working while fully submerged underwater!

It's tough enough to survive getting run over by a Humvee!

*flashlight cracking sounds*

Shit.

*more unintelligible nonsense*

What else?

5 preset modes!

ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE

Those are good presets!

AAH MEEAN

There's just nothing like them on the market today. (x3)

Tactical flashlights of this quality are selling right now for $60 or more

but Bell & Howell has slashed their price to just

69 Dollars.

LOL

*announcer summons satan*

Lighting technology has come a long wae.

NICK CAGE HERE WITH THE

Tac Light™ that collapses down

*even more unintelligible nonsense*

MY EYES

The secret is the genuine Bell and Howell™ COB LED.

When it's go time, I keep mine in full-armor mode

Here's why.

WHAT

T R I G G E R

EYAYT

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