Top of the mornin' to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to ___ games, one video!
I say that because I have no idea how many games it's going to be
So this time I have picked out a few games that I think look really really cool
But they all kind of have a theme around them
I didn't realize that a lot of them were themed around coffee and lucky for us
I got a fresh pot right here. It's not the coffee that this one is though because this game is called Irish coffee
So I'm assuming that we're a detective that likes to take whiskey in his coffee. Just judging by the title of it
But the game just starts with this and it says it's a beautiful day in Tokyo. Ah,
not Ireland after all. The sun is shining the birds are singing and it's pissing down rain
Well time to have a traditional PI breakfast coffee-- there it is.
But first some music ooh, it's a clicky clacky
Uh, first some music. Oh there we go, record player, okay.
Put on some music there Jimbo, time for some comfy music!
Human music, I like it!
Cupboards, record collection... I don't think this is a terribly long game.
Oh, this is beautiful.
I-- this is copyrighted though. So I can't put this in we're gonna have to put in our own sense of jazzy film noir music
I'm not letting my old newspaper collection get wet, windows staying closed. Actually windows is open right now because they needed to play the game
Can you--
I'll just leave it on it's good music. Okay fair enough. That's fine. Who am I to say no? Let's make some coffee
Oh, yeah, a part of the black stuff no more left. Well time for a new pot. Yeah a fresh pot
Are you not gonna put it on I
Have to go find the fucking pot. Ooh, ma'am. Let's open up the ma'am. I am one of those
Let's get some coffee going first
My good still there, I should probably buy some ammo though. All I have left is a magazine filled with peas
Why why do you have that? Oh, let's look at the cover
its cover does all the necessary ingredients for the perfect coffee coffee grounds white sugar milk and
Whiskey, that's what's in my coffee right now actually as well
Uh what I didn't click that
Nothing left in here nothing that's and you said it had the perfect ingredients
20:45 junior detective Olympics participation trophy
Junior detective Olympics. Ah
The good old gdo gdo the good old days
Okay, well if there's nothing left in here
Nothing left in there. How do we how do we make coffee? My hands are dirty or you don't feel like getting them dirty
What what what do you want from me game go outside in this rain? No. Thank you
I'm saying right here on my old pal Suntory
Centauri whiskey I get it
So you said the thing had all the ingredients you needed to make coffee?
But there's nothing in there
Can I click on myself do I have an inventory?
Time for a new pot yeah, I agree. How do I make the new pot of coffee? Are you?
Serious, I have no idea what I was doing and then all of a sudden
There's a bunch of shit up here. Okay? Okay. Okay brown coffee. Oh wait
Put the ground. Oh my god. Okay fine game. All right. Might as well check the mail while I wait. Okay, here we go
We're making progress
Good. Wait, hold on. I need a sip of mine
Mine's not Irish now my captain whiskey in it. I have a job to do
Let's see bill bill case. Peyman bill william wife's cheating on me sex trafficking missing daughter
That's a promising one. Not too hot. Hey, whoa Oh
coffee's done
Okay, it's good coffee out of fresh pot
Coffee's ready? Okay, can I
Mug the coffee a fresh cup of joe and can I put the whiskey in it? There's a very specific order
I'd take my are I make my coffee coffee milk sugar and whiskey, okay, so not that coffee
milk
Some milk get the man a glass of milk
sugar and
Whiskey finally some whiskey
And I can I drink it
Moments like this
Get all worth it
Thanks for playing coder writer Perrin James artist janitor, but that was it
Was like five minutes long. I didn't realize
It was cozy though. I like that. I like the the pitter-patter of the rain and the music playing in the background
That was super sweet. And I'm glad that they got to get me some fresh fucking pie
all right get
Get that out of here Oh
God there it is Oh second game. Oh this game taught coffee get you there. You'll see their theme that we're going with here today
Let's see, how do I paint your goal is to get to work on time
It's early and you're getting a little weak in the knees
Classic Maine walking isn't as easy. As you remembered. Luckily. You have a travel mug full of coffee, right?
Take a sip of coffee every so often to keep your balance and collision insurance Hulk. Go ahead for run out of coffee though Oh
God space drink coffee left ships to walk. Oh wait, these are okay
All right, the arrows are the camera
There's a mouse and a keyboard for reason. Okay. Got it. I can't even click got it with my mouse
The mouse does nothing. Okay, maybe that's the point
Okay, let me go. All right, we're heading off to work
Okay pedestrian crossing okay, I don't read it. Whoa. Whoa whoa. Whoa. Why you why you miss her don't walk there for no reason
All right, Oh God, drink coffee. Drink some coffee. There we go. Whoa. Whoa, we're open about again. Yes. What's up everybody?
Maybe maybe I'm drinking the Irish coffee again. Okay, how do I know what my beans are running out? Okay, maybe that's it. Oh
Wait, I have a percentage
Wow only eight hours to go at least now I could see
My god, that was supremely easy
This is not difficult at all. Okay boost up on coffee
boost up on all the coffee
I'm at 94% All you have to do is get a bunch of chugs into you and you're ready to go
This is simple
You just press space a whole bunch of times at the start and then you're ready to go
I'm out of coffee now, but it's this matter because I had enough coffee to get wherever is need to go anyway
What okay, you know right now we're gonna have some fun with paddle a little and Linda hi
Okay, hope we get trial Allah Allah I'm a big boy in the big boy land today. Hey what's up sir Oh
Okay, I will just drink some coffee. Maybe that'll help me out God
Ok, I'm back on my feet. Get up soldier Oh God, Jesus
Ok traffic everywhere out. I can turn into a puddle
Ok, we're fine we're fine I still got my trusty tasty beans I
Have nothing left to give I'm at 0% payments up Thomas. What kind of job are you guys doing today?
I'm doing a job walking. I'm a big boy
Fuck wait, if only I could
Ha ha have the power to go another day coffee is the greatest motivator
The nectar of gods the thing that keeps me going each and every day. Oh sweet
delicious black liquid of goodness
Give me the motivation to not give a shit today. Ah
I'm so close to my job. I just can't do it
Okay, it's funnier if I don't have coffee in my system, you need help you need help moving
This is unfortunate face you have sir. Okay, sir. I've had my coffee today. I'm ready to help anybody wait
What do I even look like Oh
Are we brothers Oh No, that is unfortunate faces
You know when to sing that song all around me are familiar faces
It was this it was it was this game dad dad
Creeper creeper creeper
Hey, hey Denise
Hey, how's it going? I mean I've been meaning to talk to you
We need to talk to you about the noise that you keep making next door. You know, you take out your pongos every midnight
Yeah, shit's not on Patrice. Okay, look at me look at me when I'm falling all over you. Oh good
Jeez, okay, just cuz I bad knees act Christ. You're like a stone wall. Alright, I'm going about my day
trial Allah trial Allah
So God, if you know, I'm just gonna hit what's up dude you go for varsity this year
All my cuts is a hot dog, man
Hi hot dog, man, do you want some of my coffee you ever just do your job?
think to yourself
Why am I even here why am I doing this?
Me too, buddy
Damn invisible walls that's not it's not accurate to life now
Soviet I'll go whatever the hell I want now get up. I can't turn around. Oh, there we go. Ah
life is hard get it get get the game get the game and just
Yeah
Get outta here Wow, its brand new game here to save us all this one's called don't spill your coffee
Don't thoughts
Jesus stop, okay
Didn't spill any of it. I just spilled it into my mouth
So this is kind of in the same vein as the last time I'm gonna have coffee in my hand
And I need to not spill it anywhere. So this is quite difficult because my guy does not run
Like a regular person. Wait, how do we course-correct you? I just realize I don't know how this game works. Oh
I've used my mouse. Oh
god, oh
God, this is terrible. Oh, no, I got a caffeine boost. Oh, that's all you need buddy on you go audio
Please somebody turns this way, please of course, it doesn't okay. Okay. Okay. It's okay center yourself
Center yourself. There you go attaboy. Oh no. Oh god. Oh god, don't hit a button
No, uh space restarts the game all I need to stick my ass to it kickers to the sensor to the turnstile to the back
To the front to the way we go now
Baby
Okay, did I do it is that it
Hey, hey take it. Okay, please don't tell me that's the end of the game. There's more levels, right?
All right had a level select. Okay level complete. Oh
That's how I drink my coffee
You go to your meeting late. You forgot what it was about press I hate to go to the next one
Okay, this is just gonna kick me out cuz I got to zero anyway
Level two shadow play. Okay. That's what I used to record my videos. Alright the censors over here this type
Mmmm, but I
Love this guy. This guy's a hero. All right, back it on up now black you don't work it on up. No God, okay
That one didn't work. So well, alright, I need to figure out what the hell this sensor is. It's kind of hard to it
Ah, God don't follow her die. Don't don't fall over don't keep that coffee there. Alright, it's kind of here. Hey
Hey, what's up? Everybody? This is just the way I am now
Nothing else matters. Where are you looking at Janice? Is this not it?
Am I not touching the thing yet? I
Feel like I'm right there I feel like I'm right there. I'm
a worm
Wait, but bending over to Ceridian, it doesn't like raise my profile or my ass
Maybe I'm not supposed to do that at all. Maybe there's another thing somewhere else
Let's go over this way
There's nothing over here
Rigor mortis set in pretty quickly on that one. Oh
God is that red coffee
Am I drinking blood?
Instead. Okay. What we're gonna do here is we're gonna line it up
We're gonna line it up. All right, so
It's my elbow over this now oh
It was just a perception problem, it looks like it was way closer divides up cat Darla laughs after my work
Oh god, I have a time limit. I hate this
48% of coffee left. Yeah, you got to your meeting sleepy you made a terrible decision. That's fine. You know what else I did
Rocked out
Level three squat time. This is the same office every time but the sensors in different locations. I think this is just a human experiment
It's fine me and my guy got this move your foot. Oh my god left stick of shift in WASD. Oh, no
Oh, no, I have to crouch
Okay, turn turn. Oh
No, oh no, oh no
Okay, when you're getting up lean back lean back lean lean back I
Can't get through the turn stop
Cuz Odie help boobies and too much coffee and it had a laxative effect made of shit his pants. Oh
Holy shit
No escape, okay, can I raise my ass?
No, no
Hahaha Oh
Twerking tour
Da-da-da-da-da
Oh, this reminds me of that going to the store video Oh
The really creepy one with the dude looks like he's made out of like jello
There we go, that's enough that's enough booty in the air for that one. Oh, yes
Majestic, who is he everyone wants to know? He's the new Kim K. He's gonna break the internet
You got to your meeting you your teammate a solid plan. I
Did great on that one
Hell, yeah, I'm amazing. Okay. So what I have to do is turn around lean forward
Lean forward shit your pants
Okay, no, no lean back
There you go. It's not perfect. But you know what?
Nobody is pobody's nerfect. Dude. Get to your meeting get to your meeting on time with your coffee. Yes
You got to your meeting you started to lose focus in it
You know why it is because it didn't have a fresh fuck back
I feel like I got a good hole in this game by now Oh
No level it out. There you go. There you go slit a little bit of an incline
Nothing you can't handle though nothing you can't handle speed demon I'm Kate
I had like eight I have like 90% of my coffee left
94% you made it to your meeting and you had great ideas. I have great ideas everyone Oh
Tits okay. There's a secret to this. All you have to do is all you have to do a squat low
Do you like my freaky fucking crab-walk? No, no no. No. No. There you go twinkle toes
Twinkle toes no no no
Save it save it for the dance. No god damn it. This one's dangling
They never dealt with it dangle before you gosh ding dang. Dangle. Oh
Christ
Okay, so I need to do this
That's my favorite pause it's my favorite pose of all time. Oh
There's something wrong with that man
He has something in his ass says somebody needs to get it out
This is what it's like would have like a it's like the cockroach guy from men in black one
Wait step up. How do we take a step up?
Can I can I like doing like this yes, yes. Yes. I did it I did it I fight I figured it out
Okay, stick your stank ass up there. Give him the stank like
That's what he's doing. Oh, we have a time limit from whenever I hit the thing. Oh god, I
Don't think the stank leg is working out for you. There we go. You're back to Center again
And you're back in the room. Good goody gumdrops
Oh
I'm doing really well. My team have got great ideas. Apparently balance beam. Oh
No, the hardest one of all
How in the holy
Okay, you know what? You're fine. You're fine. You got this. You got this you've been training for this your entire day. All right
Long as you stay centered stay centered. Oh my god, the perspective in this game likes to wig out every now and then
Okay now get to your sensor boom
Wait, can they just drop down?
Yes, oh my dude you should be a gymnast
Okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Just go through the door just go through the door. That's all you need to do a Bobby Joe
Yes. Yes. Yeah, you're meeting he was late, but you forgot what it was about
It doesn't matter because I'm the balancing beam champion and everyone thought it was great and have a great booty and a pops out
I could customize my guy. Oh, yes. Oh, yes, I am
RGB man with the lovely hair way, what was this one called?
Oh God Oh God, isn't this just a stick my ass in the air one again. Oh
Okay, and you're back in the room okay. Oh
God, oh god, he fell over his hands and his legs somebody help medic medic
Little Italy ah
Dang, it deleted Lilly Lilly Lilly Lilly Lilly
Yes, yes. Yes. Yes. I don't know what I did. I don't know what I did, but I'm very happy
I'm very happy. I kind of broke it. Okay. Look at those bow legs
I'm boyo. There you go
That's the man right there. You got to you're meeting your team how to solid plan
Oh, that's what I like to hear about my team. Okay. What I think I need to do is
Nope, that's the wrong one
That's yep
Is so fun
Keep it steady. Keep it steady you have time you have time to make it right?
There we go back to normality back to normal. Just turn delete
Did it eat? Okay now you just got to go you just got to go man
Yes, yes, yes get to your meeting on time will make your team proud attaboy
you started to lose focus, but it does not matter because we get to be in the dance party or
They follow me
Yes, people do the swirl do the swirl, let's lay call this one. Oh, yeah
Walking Shack do the stank leg
Yes
*jack noises*
Everybody's doing it
Hi everybody do the flop. Oh, they don't they don't actually flop down, okay
Cool. *chuckles
*fully breaks down into laughter*
Okay, well that does it for this episode of three games one video all coffee related themed if you couldn't tell by now because you
Know your boy loves a cup of that good old dirty bean water
As always links to all the games will be in the description that don't spill your coffee one
The last one was my favorite by far. That was so much fun
What a fun little game to actually like put together
Simple little idea
But the fact that all the buttons are all convoluted as all hell makes it like as far as it was
normally these types of games really pissed me off, but this one was like
Learning curve is a little tricky. But then once you get it, it's a lot easier
So after that, it was a lot more fun to play
The games are just really really short so there wasn't a whole lot in that but for now
Thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it punch that like button in the face
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Thank you guys and I'll see all you dudes...
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