Shri Sai Baba Shlok
Brother, How to go to Hitech city from here?
It is the same distance as going to Charminar from here and coming back
What calculation is this?
I am not happy man!
Hey buddy!! What happened?
My best friend's wedding
Wow..You should to be happy if it is your best friend's wedding
But what makes you feel sad man? Is that girl is your …….
No no nothing like that bro
Then what's the issue?
I did not get leave from my project manager
Then just go without informing bro. Is it new?
If I do the same thing this time also Then he releases my hike without informing me
Wedding travel expenses around 6000Rs and my hike … big loss
Then what's your plan now
At this moment, let's have tea After that we can think of something
We have come this far to work, leaving everything behind, only to better the relations with our client
Only if the client exists, we have our jobs
Here I am struggling for the last two days to get a new project from this client
And you, failed to meet even the second deadline of our current project
I was on leave last week, Sri
These excuses are always there Shekhar
OK
Just take care that at least today's task is completed within time
Sure Sri
It's embarrassing to go home early Irritating to stay in the office late
Each one has his own expectations Damn this life!!
Chotu Coffee
He seems to be fuming
Frustrations are always there sir, we have to keep smiling in all circumstances
Hey are you smiling now or what?
I am unable to figure out (in a sarcastic way)
Oh my! software industry has few psychos it seems
Everyone is ready to give free advice
Hi, My name is Sukumar
Like any other guy, my three years of engineering studies
also is a mixture of little happiness and a little surprises
Those were the days when I studied seriously hard
Report to the Labs, attendance to college, Oh my God, there were too many
As if trying for an Olympic torch,
there were also days, searching entire house for my ID card
Hey,….Ahh,….Hey,….Ahh,…..Heeyy What da?
Aren't you coming to the lab?
My VIVA is in the afternoon da. Let me sleep again
Fine..Did you see my ID Card?
Yeah. It is here, take it!
Oh God! It doesn't matter even if I don't remember anything
But please make sure that the guy beside me remembers everything
Live and let live ,enjoy every moment of life!
Congrats bro Thanks
This way, came to final year finally!
No one including me doesn't know this answer,
What I want to become
I have been thinking about this right from my childhood
Oh my God!!
What is this man?
Can't you see? Damn it!
Are you blind?
(Lot of damage to the car. Who will give the money? Your dad?) They came in the wrong side and What is this shouting at me?
I'm unable to hear his words or even his curses
blank state of mind
The only things I could see are his car and the girl in his car
Vital of them all, His ID card is the reason for his snobbery
That's it, in that temper
I decided at that instant – this Sukumar would become Software Sukumar someday
Sometimes, we feel that life itself doesn't have any idea of how and when it changes its course!
If we take ECE in B.Tech, We feel, it would have been better If we had taken CSE
If we take CSE, It is natural that we feel,
I love Machines, It would have been better if I had taken Mech
Leaving these aside,
because of passions or situations, even if someone opts for a particular branch
Half of them would be trying to finish some course in Ameerpet (Hyderabad)
and get a job in IT industry
and others trying businesses like prawn farming( or aquaculture) and real estates!
And some others feel,
Dad is earning too much for me. Why should I earn for him again? nonsense:)
In the middle of this variety of opinions
Doing a course or working hard,
driven by interest or for investment
Among the very few who are trying to swim easily through the ocean of Software Field,
Sukumar is one
Let's see, where, the waves of this ocean, take his dreams
Bro, Is it true that job opportunities are more if we learn technologies like Hadoop, DevOps or Angular Js
Already those who learnt are almost 40000 waiting in the market
At present there are 400 people in our batch
So, your number may be approximately 40401 Tuff competition bro
Three pages resume
35th interview Let's see, if I will be selected or not
Sukumar, your skill set is good
but you must keep yourself updated with new technologies!
But sir, if you give a chance at least I can prove myself
Sorry Sukumar, We are expecting something new
(You can try again) That means, This also…
Oh!! When do I get a job
Is it Linkedin? Whatever you update,
you don't get a job until it is destined!
You are too much bro. Even the one who got a job also doesn't give these many advices
Next Saturday Interview second round,
I'll crack that anyway. Just wait and watch!
Shourya, your interview starts now
Shourya, what are your hobbies?
Ahh!!! Sir, Actually my hobbies are,
Dancing, swimming, playing cricket, playing volley ball, chatting in Facebook, chatting in whatsapp
and reading books sir
Oh you read books, nice. What's your favorite book?
(Phas Gaye Re)
Unnecessarily said it. What to do now? (Sorry, I'm in a meeting)
Oh sorry, i was asking about your favorite book!
Sir Bhagavad Gita all chapters
So which chapter you like most from the Bhagavad Gita?
Sir, actually I read it in Telugu language so...
It's ok. You can translate it into English?
Surly
Ah! Sir in chapter no. 18 There is a scene where Arjuna says to Krishn
Hey Krishna, how can I fight these people. They are all my brothers, uncles, guru's and near & dear ones
To kill them is like killing my own family
So guide me and tell me what I should do now?
Then Krishna says to Arjuna
Brother in law(Baava)
We are at a war, we don't need to worry about relationships!
Hold on. So before jumping into the technical stuff
Are you ready to work at night shift?
Any time 24 hrs I will be there in the office sir, if you want
Night shift, morning shift, second shift, any shift sir
That's good!
Shourya, you know Unix right?
Yup
So tell me something about it!
Ah Unix Hmm
Sir actually
Unix, I know it sir actually
I mean I did Unix but..
As of now I am not getting it sir
May be after some time
Ok (That's nice he is in my trap)
How about AngularJS
Angular JS..ah!!! Angular JS is very technology sir
Where now a days it is used vastly Ok
My colleagues and friends are going for classes
I too paid for that Angular JS class
I think I'll be an Angular JS expert someday so that it will be helpful for you
Can you tell something about jQuery?
Even if you don't know something in the interview, just act as if you know everything. Understand!
Sir, in Java there are 4 concepts..
Encapsulation, Polymorphism, Inheritance and you know of course
Abstraction!
Also, other than that there are two more concepts..
Method overloading and method overriding
What method overloading says is if there are 3 parameters we can give 2 parameters…
Hmm No..Can you please come again?
Oh sure sir…
Ahh sir actually in Java there are 4 concepts
Encapsulation, Polymorphism, Inheritance, abstraction
other than that there are two more concepts sir
Method overloading and method overriding. What method overloading says is ……
So this is my knowledge about Java sir Hope this is good enough!
Yeah I'm done from my side
Thanks for coming. We'll get back to you!
Ok. Thank You sir
Thank god. I think I am selected He is writing so much..
I knew beforehand that you would be rejected
It's Ok. One count is decreased because of you in the competition At last one job is offered to Sukumar
Ah Hello Daddy!!
Yes my son!
I got the job Congrats my son
Finally you cracked it. What else
Shall I see some alliances for marriage Laughs…
Hope you don't require pocket money anymore right?
Oops! You are too much Dad
I just got the job. Let us think about it when going to America!
(laughs) Fine fine. Talk to your Mom
Take it dear Ok give it
Yes my son, how are you!! Fine Mom, I got the Software job
When are you coming home?
Yeah I booked the ticket. I'll come next week hometown!
What about your marriage?
Oops! You are too much. I just got the job. Still I should get a good hike, go to America Then we shall think of it Mom
Some people work in the world that we see around,
And some work for an unseen world
Such a dream world is this Software industry
Here we have to advise even if we don't want to
We have to be ever smiling even if we are frustrated inside
We have to answer all calls
Tolerate all the cusses
But if we enter with trust & hope, it becomes a place of worship(paradise)
Same time if we doubt, it becomes an air conditioned hell
That's why, follow your passion believe in your dreams!
Tea or coffee, if we don't drink, it seems that team lead will eat our brain
Come lets go fast. It's time to our training session
Wait. One sip Coming
You are all new to the software industry
But when it comes to software, you need to know something
If you want to go to Data Warehouse the basic skill you need is………
I don't understand, before coming to IT felt like it's enough if we enter into IT
but after entering, feel like it's enough if we just leave it
Shhh!!! Keep quiet man!
If he hears, he weeps and makes us weep because… I know da!
We always need to nod for lead's word
OK let us go for tea, bro after this session. Will you come for sure?
Are you guys listening? Yes
Every creature in this world is given a protective weapon by God
So what were given to Software engineers?
No da no Yes, Please
Our protective weapon is our ID card. Isn't it sir!
No Thanks..Umm I'll tell you
Our weapons are time, deliverables & integrity
I warned you bro not to When did you warn?
Venda means no in Tamil
In tension, mother tongue comes out automatically
Is it? You should have told me before!
Any queries?
No
That's all for today's session
We'll meet tomorrow guys
Sure Oh god, tomorrow session again…
Please give me feedback OK… Bro Tea time!
Hey bro!! did you get the salary?
You should pay for tea this time da.
Forgot my wallet at home dude!
Our college canteen was better than this IT office canteen!
Oh this Sahayam sir, tells everything just before leaving
This weekend is full of interviews only!
Everyone says not to share password/Tailgate in IT He gave his password/ID card to me
Yeah Shashi, Sahayam sir is not here
He left early today because of some work
Excuse me sir Wait a second bro. I'll call you later
Yes I want to know my interview status
Result right? You are asking for the result? Yeah
Okay please sit. Good pick to pass some time Thank you sir
Could you please briefly say something…..
Sir my CV No need I'll ask you some questions
OK sir. OK
(I came last weekend, till now Compoff not generated)
So can you tell me some technical details? Sure
What is Java? \ Java is a programming language
What is COBOL? COBOL means common business….
Are you married? (What is this nonsense?) Not yet sir
Then how about boy friend? Mm hhu No
Yeah..Ok. Everything is good But sir
Ok Wait for some time. You'll get to know the status
OK sir. Ok Wait here for your result. Bye
This interview doesn't seem to be taken by a software manager It seems as if interviewed by a marriage bureau receptionist
What else is there. I think this interview is also lost Don't know when this result will be given now
(Mine is 20th interview. What about yours baby?)
I came early in the morning
Don't know still how much time I have to wait here
(Someone told me you will get job immediately after BTech)
(Tamil: This weekend I have Chennai flight)
Excuse me ma'am Yes
Ma'am, I've been waiting since last 2 hours
I wanna know my interview feedback
Who has asked you to wait? Sahayam Sir
Is it. What's your name? Sandhya
Oh. Sandhya you have already been selected
Congratulations
Oh Thank you..Thank you so much
Don't understand why I'm not getting a job even after learning so many technologies Still they are telling to learn few more advanced courses!
Hello..Two tea please!
Hey go and check what sir wants
Bro, they will say "Aarihai" for bus(Female adjectives) and "Aarahai" for truck(Male adjectives)
Why? Opening mobile internet is a damn
(Not like this. I will teach you Telugu) WhatsApp is full of forwarded messages
Annam Thinavaa(Did you have your food) means "Khaana Khaaya Kya" in Hindi
Ha Khaaya(Yes just had it)
IT life without girls is almost like the sky without moonlight dude!
What dude, I too would have come with you to the cafeteria if you had called me
Software developers won't call Testers(QA's) (Sarcastic way)
Hmm Shut up See, one more forward message
Hey, I did not introduce her to you She is Soujanya
My Childhood friend and unfortunately here is my colleague too:)
I don't want this. What are these biscuits?
I asked you "Good Day" and you want to ruin my day by giving these bad biscuits (Gorgeous, who is she? Never seen before in our office premises)
Madam "GoodDay" biscuits are out of stock
How can you run our office canteen without having needed stock
What are you thinking of yourself? Why are you silent?
Madam. Why should we get into a brawl
Please take these biscuits. They are yummy (No I want GoodDay biscuits only)
Wow!!! This girl mesmerizes my heart with her words(Love at first sight feeling)
Don't feel too much. She is my friend and my colleague. Her name is Sandhya (Always fill this canteen with my brand biscuits only!!!)
Is it? Yes
Sandhya!!! The time when Sun appears burning hot to all, but for me very romantic
OK. What can we do? Give whatever is there. Hhu
Hai Sandhya Hi
Meet my friends Shashi, Sohail and Sukumar Hai, Hai, Hai…..
Sukumar sir, Do I need to wait 2 more hours?
Oops!(..be caught)
Wait for some time. You'll get to know!
(Hey! new web series has been started. Did you see?)
Hey dude!! Listen
This week freshers batch has arrived it seems Why? For Sandhya?
You are too smart to understand
Yeah. They have come to B-Wing(After induction sessions) Then our target is B-Wing from now on..Be ready!
This is Sandhya's hostel. You know it right? This is the one right?
Yes. That building Which one? That building?
Yes yes. That one
I think your rumors will go rounds in the office campus from today
That's too much(Blushing)
(I have given all the project estimations. I don't know why it got rejected)
(Can you please check it once?)
(Did you follow the template which I gave?)
(I followed the same format which you have told me I don't understand this IT magic)
(Let me too verify this)
(On phone call) Hey dude! Why do you call me for everything?
Should I solve your problems or resolve the bugs here in the office
Anyway friends are very important (May I leave early today?)
Friendship means relationship, relationship means love
Dude! Who is this. Trying to build up his image in front of girl(Sandhya) (and you always know that I would do anything for love)
Enough. Hang up (Let me see who's this guy? Oo my friend Sukumar)
Heyy Sandhya..Is your desk also here?
Yes My desk also is here. So what?
Who's this guy? Mocking me
Not even bearing in mind that I'm trying to make a new acquaintance!
Hmm! He's my colleague(Project mate)
Oh! You can make fun if it's your colleague?
(Yes coming coming) he is a bit funny dude!
So funny! Did not keep his name as Phani as it rhymes with funny
During my childhood(Old joke man) Quiet man, forget it!
Hey! I'll edit this template and send this
A guy who cannot ride a bike and a girl who doesn't lock her phone can easily be trusted
(I'll send the status mail to client)
With excel spreadsheet you can excel in team lead position
(Floor announcement) We have new openings for JAVA You can refer your friends for the interview
Let us book the tickets for trekking tomorrow evening (Roopkund trek also right?)
Ok. I'll call you later
See, she's slowly looking at me No bro
I'm telling you. She's looking at me I'm also telling you that she's not looking at you
Then why did she turn back at that moment. To see me right?
It can be for the water bottle
Or she must have seen her colleagues who are there
You just keep saying this I'll certainly sing a duet(Love You Sandhya..) with that girl someday
Ok let's see Why to discuss with you
Leave it man!
Thank god! My USA VISA got approved
My dreams are coming true after a long time!
Have to see Mom and Dad before leaving to America
The people that work from India are called offshore team
The people working from anywhere in the world except India are called onsite time
Let's watch the condition of Sailesh who is going from offshore to onsite in this way
What is this? There are 2 sugar tins
Roomie already separated everything I think
He will separate the house expenses also next
When I am at home, I never saw the kitchen
And here it is a must(USA bachelors room)
Yeah. I'm taking care about escalations Sri
Look Sandeep. I'm not blaming you
You are giving more freedom to your team members
they are taking you for granted
and delaying project deliverable's
This time I've managed by keeping it unknown to the client
But if this continues, all these escalations will affect on promotions/hikes
I am flying to Canada right now for a client meeting
In case of any urgency, just whatsapp me
(I'll inform the offshore team Sri)
Okay thanks, bye Sure Thank you!
Hey Sailesh, what is your manager Sahayam saying
What to say buddy, he is waiting for my arrival in India
He is a specimen. He asks my wellbeing and the very next moment, sends a mail of escalation
Excuse me sir Yes
Hi, He's your new team member, Sohail
He's your new project manager, Sahayam
Hi Hello sir Welcome, (Thanks)
All are quietly sitting like school children Looks like a classroom of my childhood
Hello, Hi We're into the data world
Welcome to the big data and data intelligence
So we talk about accumulation of data over the time
Did you think it fell down No. I dropped it
I just wanted to test who is ready to help this Sahayam
(my foot) In addition to that, wanted to teach you a moral
The moral is that sometimes when there no one to help us we need to help ourselves
This is called Self-help. What do you say Sandhya?
Umm.Yes Sir (Go to hell)
Is it? We don't know (Sarcastically)Shh
Python, Apache Hadoop
(He knows only the names it seems)
These all technologies (don't know whether he knows something about these)
I don't understand what this training is, what this work is, hmmm
Today our target is Sukumar Anna
Happy Holi. Happy Holi Aunty
Hey bro stop brother stop
Hey I'm software engineer. Look before you hit
Happy Holi Aunty!
Hey stop re (No brother)
I'll throw color on you wait Brother one selfie too Happy Holi, Happy Holi
Sukumar, I wanted to ask you one thing from long back
How far did the love matter of Sandhya move?
Almost getting close da!
Just a gap fitting one person is left. That's all
Good. Happy Holi
Happy Holi
Sejal
Yes
Your I card Oh Thank you so much
Just thank you?
What do you want more? May be some coffee
Coffee is not good for health, I guess
Is it? Then we can discuss what to drink when we meet in the evening
Be positive about the response but don't expect much
I know, That's your blood group(B+)
Hello Shruthi, I got a chance to go onsite
I'm very happy but scared too at the same time
How to be there, how to manage the offshore team
You also manage somehow to come there
I came single this time but have to come with my wife next time
Let's go shopping today
Oh god. Don't need all these now
Let me see where shaving cream is
Ah! Yeah found it Let me convert this into our rupees and see
What the..? This is too much. Leave it Let me keep it in its place
If this is in India we can go 10 times to a saloon with this money
Damn!! The first shopping in the USA failed
(What crime did you commit, what sin touched you)
Came to the US with lot of expectations and here I am shaving using a soap. What life is this?
You will remember the manager only during appreciation appraisal
What dude, you did not drink in manager's night party
Like, I felt a little intimidated
You have to forget all those when you are in onsite Is that so bro?
Ok Do you know our offshore manager Sridhar?
I don't have much interaction with him
He is Sukumar's manager right?
I talked to him once or twice
Just be careful with him
Sridhar is not an ordinary man He comes to office before everyone and leaves after everyone had left
Do we have to come this far to get Biryani in America
Yes bro Then for lemon rice?
That is onsite, being closer to money and farther to the things we need bro
Not only for money bro, We are closer to many other things
You won't change
(Hey Is Satish's birthday today) (Yeah birthday is today. But whether he is happy or not you have to ask him)
Sukumar, come for the appraisal one on one meeting
What is this? No one is there in the cabin
Come Sukumar
Is it a miracle!! Or is it a Vittalacharya shooting set !!! (B. Vittalacharya was an Indian film director and producer known for his works in Telugu cinema)
You will know if you close the door (excitement) Sir!!! How Sir!!
(This man and his deeds)
What sir, you are performing Yoga asanas in the office!!
Come. I'm done. Come and sit
Brain functions very well with this Sirsasana
(As if his brain is functioning properly now)
What Sukumar? Thinking of something?
Nothing sir. I think you called me?
Shourya, you are new to this team right? Yes
We have some rules in our team OK
Wanted to brief them to you What are those sir?
No. 1 : Whatever Boss says, It is final Hmm
No.2 : Either you want a leave or you want an advise you have to ask me only
Then what about money? (with excitement)
Uh hu I don't ask
No. 3 : I know that two twos are four, but If I want 6 or 8 Is it
You have to get it by hook or crook
OK sir I am looking out all deliverable's in perfect time (I am looking after the deliverables perfectly this time)
So I expect to get an excellence award this time sir
Not for you. But I can refer your team for an excellence award
(Ok) For that you need to prepare a nice Email write up
Talk to team lead (Yes sir) Talk to Sandeep
We shall talk about it later Sure
Fine sir, sure!
Sukumar, everyone wishes for good
You must be knowing about IT Give and take policy
Right? (Yeah) How much better you perform
that much benefit you can gain
That means I'll benefit even if I do it alone
All my team members have to perform along with me
No Sukumar, what doing alone. It's a team work right?
Otherwise it becomes an individual race
Ok. Got it sir, I'll take care further
Work hard. Work along with the team
If someone does something wrong, you inspire them to do it better
If you guys need some training also, I can recommend and approve
OK. I have a call now Ok sir I'll do that
Dashboard status Sir. I'll leave now
One minute yeah bye Think about the write up
Yeah sure sir
Shourya call the entire team for a meeting
Yes Sahayam sir!
Sandeep who told you to grant him leaves?
I'll cancel your leave first
Yes. Hang on
Take it light re. We'll go to movie this weekend
You think that we worked very hard this time and how on earth he can refuse the hike
But nothing will work out!
However hard, we work, Whatever we do, eventually he'll give what he wants to give
and we'll get what we are destined to get
(Hey give me way dude)
Sir, I understand that you are talking brilliantly
but am unable to understand what you are talking
Hmm, Not now. Wait for a few daysand you will understand
Understood sir, You are very much stressed now!
Come let's have hot tea. You'll cool down Hmm let's go
We have 6 deliverables in total
Complete three deliverables before you leave today at any cost
Impossible Sahayam... Nothing is impossible in this world dear
Each one of you help one another, help yourself!
But leave office only after you complete!
You may leave at present!
Is any new film releasing tomorrow to wait till late at night?
No chance at all My shift is over. I'm leaving
Dude! Why are you talking like that? This may call for an escalation against you
It's ok. I'll think about it when it comes!
We'll mortgage our lives for jobs or what?
Then what to do now? I Support you
Thanks but for what? You don't worry. She doesn't know Telugu
Wants to say something and ends up saying something else Ok
Fine stop this non sense now We have lot of work
Let's get to work. We have to finish it anyway Yes let's go
Damn it!! If we are here, we have to work day and night without any difference
Wow! What a beautiful place
We have assigned all our work to our offshore team
and we are enjoying here!
If they come to know, they will be jealous!
I wouldn't go back to India
How I wish to settle down here(Miami)
I need to talk to my engagement manager about my Visa extension
Oh God. Whose call is this now
Hello sandhya, yeah tell me
Did you complete all your tasks?(Almost) Ok, Email me the activity Ids and you can leave for the day!
Feel free to reach me on my mobile Take care Good night
I'll see you What is this,Every phone call is from Sandhya
Yeah offshore member Damn your calls. We came here to enjoy and
you are busy with your office calls Hey wait. What happened?
This much anger in an instant Wait
Just go. Leave me alone Wait. Listen to what I say
You don't talk to me ok Hey listen to what I say
(No) Baby. Shall we go to shopping this evening
Damn! This Sukumar and offshore team members
Sandhya, Have you finished your work?
Almost finished. Hardly 15 mins work!
(let's play cricket this weekend)
Tell me the truth. Did you pass degree by studying only?
Yes. But why did you ask that?
Hehe nothing. You are working so fast naa
Thankyou Oh God!
She is too clever to be handled (less hikes and more headaches)
I am so hungry
By the time I reach my hostel, food will be finished
It'll be closed by now
No problem. I've already ordered food online
In another 30 mins ….. You ordered the food?
Yes done (Is it an IT office or a 24/7 call center)
I forgot. Did you book tickets for the movie tomorrow?
Yeah movie tickets
You Book them online. It's very easy
Hmm, why is he asking me to book the tickets?
OK, OK Sri,.… Thank you bye
Uff . It's night out now!
These onsite people do not care about our hikes but want number of FB likes
Click it
Sandhya Ha
I may not be present when you wish to meet me, but I will definitely be there for you when you need me
Duet Song
Hi Shourya Hey Hi Sarah
How's the production activity Everything went good
We're waiting for the release manager's mail Let me check for that
There's a mail..hmm
We've got Release manager's Signoff It's a go now!
That's good news Thank you Sarah
You guys did a great job Keep it up
If you don't mind can I ask you something Umm yeah
When can we see you in India?
Yeah let's see. Even I wish to come there I've heard great things about India
Good morning Mr. Sahayam How many escalations did you get?(Oh, God. Escape from him)
Hmm. Hey Can you do me a small favor?
Yes
Yes sure...Damn it!!! What happened bro
Thought that we need to work only five days a week and came to IT bro! If I had known this I would have kept another shop to help my father
Just chill bro
(Yaar..Remaining in bench is very difficult in IT time doesn't pass)
I just take a break!
Don't know. His performance is nice But the team feedback is not so positive!
Hey bro, Are you doing the same code till now?
I'll do it see Wait wait..
I'll do it I'll do it….
I'll update something and make your code run. Wait and watch
Hey what are you doing Wait a minute
See now. execute your code. Execute it da
Execute it da!
Hey what is it? What's happening?
The entire code which I wrote from morning crashed down or what?
Hey What is it?
I'm doing my work all by myself!
You entered slowly like a cat and disturbed my entire code
Arey, I didn't do anything bro I just updated and nothing else
Not like this. Wait Hey bro, Let's go to cafe
You go first (Arey, I didn't do anything, just updated) You sit first, sit here
If my code doesn't work now….
Hey I'll do it da!
I'll go to cafeteria and come. (Only small changes. I'll do them)
Did you get it?
I understood, understood, understood, by the time you come back I'll do that
He does all others' works except his!
Oh God, It's not working. What do I do now (I'm traveling this weekend to USA)
I have updated this unnecessarily!
Hey sandhya, What are you doing?
What is this? She is not replying yet
Dear Sandhya, Can you do me a favor(Yes Sir) There is a small issue in the design document(Ok)
It's an adventure working with Sahayam He is a workaholic. He kills everyone with deadlines and deliverables
There are 6 test cases. I think you were planning movie outings recently (He demands us to come even on Saturday and Sunday)
and so not in touch with me. Complete all of these and leave for the day...Ok Sir (After completing all deliverables, he says "You worked well but I can't give you hike this year..Like"Operation success but Patient Died")
These people are spending more time for personal things than work (He doesn't even order a good pizza. Miserly guy)
You too have to call at this moment? What happened?
Sahayam sir saw all your messages (WhatsApp text)
Wait I'm coming
Nice hmm!. I found Sandhya's mobile
I'll cool Shourya by helping him with this!
If everyone is like Sandhya without locking their mobiles, then it's the end bro
Let's see now
Let me try to run his code successfully again
Humming
I think it's common in love Being unaware of how much time has passed, when the salary has been credited
I'm getting good hike in the new company I am jumping into it
Hey, how much time does your onsite team lead talk generally in a call
Sometimes half an hour or sometimes an hour
Never more than that Right?
My lead started in the morning He said 10 minutes and continued for four hours
Telling the same old story, something or the other
(Easy bro)Hi Shourya Who's that? Oh you
I support you Hey please teach this girl some telugu urgently or some other English words
She is torturing me with the same dialogue (OK da) I need your help
Hey, She changed the dialogue
Ah! what is that? Uh! I'm on bench
Can you please help me (Sahayam sir) What are you discussing about Sahayam?
Sir!! Uhh ! This girl is a close acquaintance
She is on bench right now Please help her sir
(Who's that) You need help? No sir
You only have to see that she gets justice sir please Oh Sahayam Sir
Oh !you are here I have been searching the entire floor for you
Sir Sahayam...Sir Sahayam
C'mon! This Sahayam can be found even if you search in Google What is this floor after all
How is my punch? Whose punch sir?
I think we had some hike discussion the other day!
(Oh my! He's linking my hike to this)
Well, sir, What you say is punch Unfortunately this girl is on bench
Please look into it sir. Please consider sir What?
Are you recommending because it's a girl? C'mon sir!
You should not talk like that sir I already told all my friends
that our Sahayam sir is not at all gender biased!
He gives opportunity only to girls
(Laughs)
Yes, sir, Please come once sir
I have to discuss the project with you
(Thank god, He saved me))Sir, Sir, Sahayam Sir
(What is it?) (You have to call me for this small issue)
The BRD document that is sent by the client….(Small update man!)
Damn it! My outlook is completely filled just for one day leave
Let me call Saloni who is in onsite Is there is any client task
Hello
Yes Are we going to have WebEx meeting today?
Today I'm working from home
So text me or reach me on my cell Have a good day
Ok Ok bye …. Yeah bye
Oh god! Who will help me with this Database task This Sukumar guy, don't know where he is or what he is doing
Let me check by calling him
Thank God, somehow escaped from Sahayam!
Ok. My birthday is approaching So let's shop
Then let's do shopping for the entire day You won't change
Shopping till evening??? There is not that much time
Come let's go fast
(Phone ring)
Hello What happened… Ha Sukumar
There is an issue in the database table
Can you come to office fast Oo Man!!!
You too have to call at this moment? No Birthday dresses…
Ok I'm coming
Hey Hi, How come you are here? Hi Shourya
Are you here for shopping? Yes window shopping!
You too are here for shopping Ha yes…. Then why?
My colleague called me to come to office urgently
So canceled shopping
I'll help her in shopping OK OK
You all carry on I parked my bike outside
I'll go that way… Ok OK … bye… Ok bye..
Bro, I'll order three tea's and will wait in Canteen. Come fast. (Ok you go ahead)
(I wonder did he pay for any tea till now?)
Hey buddy!! Shall I order tea for you too..
You go. I'll come… Ok Ok….
(Tell me Sandeep)
Yes..umm…sure…
Again started… By the way,
These onsite guys don't have any other work or what?
They always target us
Well said bro! The other day When I just went out for a little while
There was an escalation to DM, tension to PM!
when I asked about it, I was told that the heartless onsite coordinator gave my name
Anyway, It has to happen to you da. You are always seen having Tea, coffee with that Shashi
Dude, I'm not going with him He only forces me to come!
(We know that...) Shourya , Can you drop me at my hostel?
Yes I'll come…. Bye guys…Go…. Bye
(HELP)See you guys
He just escapes on the sight of girls Ok let us do our work's
Hi …Hi….(what payrolls??)..Is your work finished? I finished the client work and going early….
Ok..What are the plans this weekend?
There is a birthday party in the weekend So enjoying two days
Ok.. What is your manager saying?
My manager is the best!
Thank god. You are here. I thought you left
Hello ! Wait wait, I'm not waiting for you!
I'm waiting for my family girl!
Family girl??.... Yes…
I don't think your family members are here…Oh.Sandhya…
Yes. Why do you want. You go away ( Ok enjoy.. bye)
Fine then. Can I go?.....Ok
Have a good weekend bye…. You too…
What is this. She is coming with Shourya?
Ok bye Sukumar. We are leaving (..Did you update the defects)
Yes. I changed the defect status in QC (Ok you can mail that to client….)
What is this She changed so fast?
Damn!! Don't understand whom to trust and whom not to!
Hey hello buddy!! Where are you I've to meet you urgently
Bye (Your life depends on your earnings …you fool)
Shall we go to a movie also? Now? Tickets are sold out, I guess. See the crowd here!
I don't know. It's my favorite hero. I have to watch
Are you sure you have to see…. Yeah yeah
Now you are being stubborn…..yes I know
Ok then I'll try…… Ok thank you
I told you. Tickets are all sold out
Yes I'm nearby. Bye
Come let's go to shopping. Listen to me
Don't waste time….. NO I don't know anything.
I have to watch the movie. That's it I told you so many times to check beforehand
What do I do now? No Don't tell me anything
Ok then. We'll sit here itself…. Ok
Hey Sandhya….. Hi da
What happened. Why are you dull? ( Why did he come now?)
See. The tickets are sold out I tried but could not get
(Which movie?) It's her favorite hero, but what would I do?
Oh! That movie. I've booked two tickets for me and my friend but he dropped in the last minute
So I have one more ticket (two tickets??)
We are three, How can we go? It's your wish….Shall I go, what do you say?
Ok then you go. I'll anyway go to Shashi's house
Let's go,… Ok….Bye Sukumar…..Bye da Ok Bye!
Your delivery is not meeting our requirements!
C'mon you offshore guys
Damn!!. The only work that infuriates me in this software field is answering the onsite call
Why bro what happened? You ask me what happened?
I don't understand even now, what these onsite guys do They constantly say that they are busy
They can call us at any time of the day 12AM in the midnight or 12PM at noon
But if we call him at 12 in the midnight, he cuts the call and sends a message in WhatsApp saying that he's busy!
After all this, When I attend the call next day He yells at me saying this is incomplete and that is incomplete
All this is because of miscommunication
When he receives the requirements, he understands only 80%
From that he tells us only 60%
In that we understand only 40%
But he expects 200% from us
If we write the code,he says that we did not check the defects If we check the defects he attacks us "who will write the code now"
This way, tortures Testers for not writing test cases, developers for not doing unit testing
and doesn't spare anyone for that matter
Cool Buddy!! Let's go drink some cool drink
There is no time to at least to do Yoga for stress relief!
Correct. I also don't have time to do Yoga
Let me check calling Saloni
Hello Who's this? Hi sweety…. Hey hi Shourya
Actually, one of my friends went to the US And I think she forgot us
If you get to see her just inform Started early in the morning!
Tell me, What's the issue Uhh Did you follow up with Sarah about the email which I sent yesterday
No, That task is in pending status still!
I'm going to office now, I have a Scrum meeting first (Scrum is an Agile framework for completing complex projects)
After that I'll follow up Ok….
Yes OK….Take care of health
Hmm okay then take care of the office till I return… Ok I'll call you back…. Bye….Ok….bye…Have a good day…. Bye
This bike was good till now. Why did it stop suddenly? What happened?
Nothing. Bike stopped due to overload!
Get down. I'll check once…… Ummm
I brought from service center just yesterday
If it goes to shed again, 2000 will be lost
That to end of the month…Damn!!....
I should have studied automobile engineering...hh
Hey, what happened? Any trouble?
Came to a friend's house( Bike stopped da) I have to go to dance class urgently. Happened like this now!
Wherever we go, he is coming like a manager's call right after a production issue
Check fuel once
Entire bike is good
How many days is it from the last servicing?
Offer a lift to her, your bike also stops!
See. There is lot of fuel
Do you need some help?
I'm also going that way. Will you drop her?
Your wish. If you want, I'll drop
Shall I go with him? It's urgent
So you can go now, somehow I will manage to reach
Get on the bike carefully
Bye Sukumar. Text me once you reach…..Ok Ok da….Bye
Damn this bike!!! Troubles me when in need!
How many times did I tell you Sahayam?
It's repeating again and again
I'm going to office now Sahayam
Driving now. Wait a minute!
You can talk anything being in the offshore
You can understand the pressure only when you be with the client
Tell Shourya to connect in a conference call
(Anyway take care about the deliverables) Ok Sri
I'll Handle it I'll take care. Bye
Shourya, come to my desk (Shall I come right away)..Yes
(I'll lock the system and come) No problem!
My credit card is not working for the last 4 days bro You have debit card right?
Forget it… Software engineer using a debit card. How cheap!
(Announcement) We have traditional day and cultural events coming soon So please nominate yourselves
Excuse me sir Pull your chair
Tell me…What happened sir? Sir,Why is that I got very less hike this time?
I already told you. You help me and I'll help you….But sir… What happened?
Your work was not up to the mark in the last quarter
Please focus on your work!
Not like that sir….I don't understand what you do….but
I don't know about your personal life
If you had kept the same focus on your work
as that you keep on beauty It would not have been happened like this!
(Sir Please) I don't want to see any escalations from you..Fine
I'll talk to you later
I don't know from where all these people are recruited!
Hello (Hello Mr. Sahayam, can you please come to my cabin once?) Sure
I'll be there in 2 minutes
My SME is not a Subject Matter Expert . He is an expert in flattery That's why my onsite manager is fond of him
Hi sir….Hi…Will You also have this? What sir???
Yoga man Oh!! Come Have your seat ( Yes sir)
Yes Sukumar tell me Work is going on well sir
Umm…. All the deliverables are also perfect
Ok…. I coordinating with the onsite team every week
Perfect….I'm getting suggestions from the lead also for further improvement
That's nice..This Saturday, the entire team has to work
These deliverables are very important for us this time
By Monday evening we have to deliver them from our side!
Ok…. Inform the team Actually
I'll finish my work on Friday and the rest I'll give to the team
The entire team has to come Sukumar, which includes me
I'll also come
Ok sir…Ok sir…. I'll definitely try 99% to come that day
Not 99 but 100%....Yeah sure sir, sure…
Surly..and I got a message from the lead, a mail from the lead
What does it say? H1 nominations are given. Can apply!
Ok very good… Please help in that matter…
Work wise you are doing good. Individually excellent!
You have to do it with the team cooperatively (Sure sir)
If there are nominations for USA H1 VISA this year, I'll see (Great, Thank you) We'll approve it
I'll talk to you later Tell sandeep to come to my cabin
Yes sir…Thank you Sukumar…. Thank you
I don't know if he approves my H1 nomination this time also
He assigns work as and when he wants
Demands me to work on weekends Even if I come
I don't have any hope whether he approves
Ok Let's see….If possible I'll come to our town
Otherwise I'm not sure!
What Sandhya? Now a days, you are becoming very busy it seems Is it the effect of new acquaintances?
Hey Sukumar, How are you? Hey Sailesh, When did you come to India?
(Last week) I got a small clash with my onsite engagement manager Is it? Not only work
this type of clashes also will be there in onsite Oh my!! I want to prepare myself for all this beforehand
What about your H1 Visa
My nomination also given for this year..in-short my process has been initiated already!
Best of luck..Ok Bye….Ok sailesh bye….Take care!
Oho!! What Macha,today is traditional day it seems!
There is no hustle bustle anywhere
Is there any rule that we have to wear traditional dress on traditional day And prepare egg fry on Friday!
Hey it's our Sukumar da Yes, our Sukumar
Oh, you are here. I am searching for you everywhere
What happened? Why are you moody on traditional day!
I see no future in this relationship
Hey wait….Let's breakup now!
What the hell happened to her suddenly? Nothing is left to discuss You decide yourself, who is important in your life!
Somehow, fair Telugu boys/girls are very head-strong buddy
Not agree..But damn it!!! I think all beautiful girls fall only for rude guys
It's ok, let us meet Sukumar first…Ok… let's go!
Once he used to say that he cannot tell how much he loves me But now, he is behaving as if there is no need to tell It's ok buddy! leave it
I was very happy when in love But when that love is lost, I feel as if I've lost everything
Sukumar, There's a company-wide dance competition Shall we dance??
Forget it!! Who dances with you???
Shall we dance together? Forget it!! Who dances with you??
Every other guy wants to dance with me!
You take care of your work da…….Ok OK…
5, 6, 7, go, 1, 2, 3, up, 1, 2, 3, up
Hey sorry Sri….Please tell me
A lot of work is pending today handle with care
Enjoy your offshore celebrations….Ok…Bye….Take care
Hey buddy!!! You remember the first step?
Hey please da…Just relax Sandhya and I will take care of that. You just don't do any rubbish experiments now
Hey bro!! we have to win this competition at any cost
Hey!!victory is already beside me
All other victories are nothing
But bro, What a wonderful sketch we have made. Same as what we see in movies!
Quiet man..just hold this
I'll freshen up and come Ok bro…. All the best!
Hey you! What is that sketch? What did you plan without my knowledge?
Don't worry dude….. I'll tell you Sandhya is already in love with Sukumar
But to turn her towards this guy, we had to work hard!
So we made a sketch to work that out
I got an idea after Sandhya speaking to Sahayam
I took Sandhya's phone secretly
connected to my PC through WhatsApp Web and kept it back!
From then, whatever she typed, when in office, we came to know that!
Using that technique(WhatsApp Web hack), whatever plan they both made
Our guy(Shourya) used to be there at the spot before they could reach there and got close to Sandhya
Hey bro!!. Are you near the shopping mall?
Yes I'm near by, umm, Yeah just wanted to inform you…yeah ok
Hello Shourya, Sandhya is going to her friend's dance institute along with Sukumar
Later we used our team mate to build up a good impression
Maintained good relationship with Sahayam to give less hike to Sandhya
Oh my!!! You carried out this much epic behind the screen!
All these are common in software field
So much has taken place without your knowledge
What a usage man!! We can't hold it back dude
We want to work justly. But sometimes when we get to know
That, justice is not done we have to be unjust
Hey!! Watch our Sukumar..He is dancing as easily as drinking tea!
Hey!! just watch now Once Sandhya joins Shourya, the response will be great
What dude??? Response is great, right??
Exactly? I too don't understand!
Prahlada.. Sarva Khalena Sarva Dharmena
Shourya, Are you shocked to see the character getting reversed? Not the character, The entire story itself is reversed!
I doubted at the very instant when you reached every other place even before we did!
So, I kept an eye on Santosh
WhatsApp Web..Impressive Hack
But when you hack someone, you could also be hacked by another How could you miss this simple logic
What all you saw and what all we did, everything is false!
Sandhya, do you know How Shourya is coming to each and every place that we go
(How) He hacked your WhatsApp and is tracking all our events
(Is it? He doesn't look like that)
He's doing that way just to make you believe like this
(Ok, Shall I go and ask?)
He did what he wanted to He doesn't know what we know
So let's make him realize his mistake!
We did all this not to win, but to make you realize that whatever you plan, you can do nothing to us!
But it's ok. Past is past. What has to happen, has happened Let's forget everything. Let's be friends again
Umm..let's forget, but you remember one name well
Shourya...Shourya Siddharth..
Don't worry, You won't forget
In case you forget,I'm there to remind you!
It's not your fault dude There is half good and half bad in you also!
All this, is my trial to kill that half which I dislike!
It may be true that you killed one half
But you will get to know which half, very soon!
Hey!! Just let it go… Let's see if he changes at least now
Sandeep you are serving your notice period right?
(Next month I'm going home to Delhi, for my vacation) (Sri is also coming to Delhi, So, probably I'll meet him there)
Hey Shourya, I came to India for vacation
I saw Sandhya's H1 nomination(Petition approval)
I'll take initiation further
What about the other project?
When are you planning your company quarterly party?
Please take care We shall meet if time permits for me!
Sir, you know what We are going to keep your photo beside god in our house
Why my dear?
I cursed you within myself for not giving me hike
But the moment I came to know that you filed my H1 I am very happy
Poor girl! Who does it? Who makes it happen?
Everything is God's grace Any way congratulations
Thank you sir!
(Sandhya, you'll go to the US with H1, right? Once you go there, do something and take me away)
Recession is the worst thing to hold our jobs!
Hey buddy!! Sandeep's last day it seems How do we plan?(Cake cutting celebration@Cafeteria)
After helping Sandhya in filing H1 Mr.Sahayam is the first person to go to onsite from the offshore team this year!
We get to understand only at such instances That our manager also has a family and they too have emotions like us!
Hi Sandeep…..Hey.. Hi Sukumar…. Come take your seat
Is it true that you have given resignation?
Yes Sukumar, recently I submitted the papers(resignation letter) Why sir?...
I can't understand these software politics, Sukumar!
Here a person who flatters the boss/manager is more valuable than the one who designs a software
When I asked my manager about not giving hike He says that the results are not good this quarter..We shall see that next time!
Does he give the hike next time atleast? He says this time it is too difficult Next time I'll directly file your H1 VISA!
Here one lie has the strong support of another lie but no place for justice Sukumar
Ok… All these always exist Tell me….. What else
Nothing with me sir..H1 has already been filed for Sandhya I'm waiting for the news of the petition of my H1
Don't reveal to anyone that I told you Our manager did not file your H1 this year
What are you talking sir? He said that he would do that surly
I too don't know the reasons behind that Our manager has raised some concerns against you
And our onsite engagement manager also raised some issues against you
Onsite manager? Onsite engagement manager doesn't know me
I heard that they were influenced by some one Who's that?
Some…… Shourya
(Shourya) Is it Shourya Siddharth? Might be
But do remember one name, Shourya, Shourya Siddharth..
Ok I'm getting a call… Bye..Ok… All the best!
Hey Sailesh, Is everything Ok there (Fine dude…Everything is fine)
Ok… If our engagement manager asks for feedback on Sukumar What will you say?
(Well. He's our guy. I'll will give a positive feedback) You are a good guy so you'll speak well of him but he is not as good as you think
So he said something different about you here..(Is it?) This girl is mad about selfies and doesn't care about me
Let me disturb my bro for some time
(Bro… bro…..)Just say something if the manager asks you Don't discuss all this with Sukumar again
Forget it. Am I such a fool to discuss with Sukumar Any way all these are very common in IT..Something inside and a different one outside!
Umm…Ok…….What do we gain if we do like this Not only us, that Sukumar also will not gain anything
Let's go…I don't understand IT/Software engineers magic
Ask Shourya to connect on conference call
Shourya, Come to my desk
Hi sir…..Tell me What's the issue
Let's see. Let's try to keep him in Offshore
He should never go to the USA
Who does it? Who makes it happen? Everything is God's grace
Hey!! This pic is in Las Vegas This is in California when we went for a fest
Dude!! Did you see Shourya anywhere?
No, even I didn't see him He must be there where he usually hangs out
It's been two days when he last came to office
I don't know. If there is anything urgent, go to that place and meet him
Ok then…
Why is he so angry?
He is like Karna in Mahabharath Inspite of having everything he is unable to go onsite
What about your Onsite program?
They said that visa renewal process had been started Good good, my H1 also has been filed. Let's see!
What are you thinking of yourself? If you had faced my wrath, you would have been dead by now, you know?
I am not dead, that means, your anger is not so intense(severe) to kill me!
Do you think yourself, a hero or what? (laughs) You know one thing?
If a villain does good, he is treated good But if a hero doesn't do good he is treated as a villain!
So don't worry. I don't want to be a hero!
Did you get it? Don't waste your time and mind your own business!
Phone Ring
Hi brother, tell me (What bro, why is your voice dull?)
One guy is obstructing me from getting what is rightfully mine And trying to separate me from what I heart fully wished
(Who, Is it Shourya?) It's Not him alone, my manager and my onsite manager also are with him
(What are you planning to do now?) He provoked my ego He is trying to separate my love from me
He destroyed my life ambition He started the war. I will end it
Let's see whether his ego is greater than my love
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