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UGHHHH

UGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

the f**k is a chromosome??

the f**k is a chromatid??

f**kin' hate all this

*sigh*

let me just watch some TV

Oh my god my TED talk is on! I've been waiting all week to see this

That wraps up our TED talk for today

Coming up next near you,

here at UT Austin

UTVSA is going to be hosting their

annual leadership convention

with special guest speaker, Thanh Ly,

who actually used to be an officer

He's gonna be coming here to talk to you guys about

What it means to go

Beyond

All

Limits

football

FOOtbALL

FOOTBALL!!!!!

UM, we were here first

Uh, *I* was here first

Crackin' a cold one with da

bOOOYSS!!!

WOOOo0OO0Oooo!!

oh

ugh!

Tired of playing with yourself?

no!

Well,

Tired of playing *BY* yourself?

lucky for you VSA is in recruitment season for

THREE

NEW

SPORTS!!

...

SPORTS!!

this semester VSA has teams in softball!

where's the softball?

Whatever.

FRISBEE (ultimate)

And

BASKETBALL

did you get hit yet?

Why am *I* the only one talking in this commercial?

Because Asian Olympics is coming up

and we're looking for new teams to play

FOOTBALL

BASKETBALL

AND TENNIS

wait wh-

AND TENNIS

Think you got what it takes a play for VSA?

Oohh. Finally, they're all asleep.

What are you guys doing??

what are we doing???

We are cooking for the kids!!

it is for charity, you panini heads!!

IM STRESSED!!!

What on earth are you DOING???

you f**king dumb a**

What are you??

An idiot sandwich

Chef wants us to prepare

an exquisite three-course meal

and I heard there are special guests

Are going to attend this

benefit luncheon

and all proceeds are gonna go to the

Pacific Links Foundation

which will help end human trafficking

I hope chef doesn't cut me

Do you idiots even know how to cook??

You guys better pull it together for this benefit lunch!!

Money b***h,

open Julie's kitchen

Y'all need to get edu-cA-TED

be WOKE

let's watch something a little more sophisticated

Oh hey, I didn't see you there

I just arrived in the beautiful country of Vietnam,

but man am I hungry

You know what sounds good?

a nice, THICC plate of Vietnamese food

But where should I go?

this country has so much depth to it

I might just get lost in its culture

hmm. I bet map knows da wae

hmm

Map says before we get to the food

we need to learn more about Vietnam's culture first,

but lucky for us

There's a VSA cultural showcase along the route

This sounds like the perfect learning opportunity

First, we need a hustle our way to talent palette tent

where we will see many types of dancing such as

modern

Traditional

and lion dancing

as well as very talented singers

next we need to take a quick pit stop at ao dai and bowties

and check out some amazing traditional Vietnamese dresses

and finally we can arrive and pick up some free complimentary food

and possibly a free t-shirt

You guys, isn't this just the best show?

:c (sad bc everyone left bc its boring)

Oh, the new Living with VSA is about to start

Give me that!

Is this the new episode?

Ya it looks so good

HOLY sH*T. ITS FINNA POP OFF

OOOH I HATE THIS B***H

i cannot believe he did that

C'mon guys, let's watch this new cool music video

SYDNEEE

GEt 0uT OF da wae

how do U CHANGE IT??

*tap*

WAIIT how do u cHANGe it??!

*ad starts to play*

Katriniss, what are you doing??

What are we running from??

our responsibilities!

kidding (huheuheuhe)

but seriously we're gonna miss the hunger games

I mean, FFD (family field day)

C'mon let's go!

I can't wait to see it in theaters

WAIT, I thought you didn't like movies?

Can you guys SHUT UP? It's just a stupid ad

OO00OO0OOOoooh (burn!!)

just skip it. skip it!

I can't!! I DON'T HAVE PREMIUM

*screams because we can't skip the ad*

SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!

HELLO??! HELLLOOO??!!

It's about to sTART OK???

*cryIn in da club*

it's allergies

(peep michael)

WHERE'S DA REMOTE?? *cries*

WhERES THE REMOTTEEEEE??!

*everyone yellin bout who has the remote*

got it!

THAT'S A WRAP

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Texas inmate busted while reentering prison with booze, home-cooked meals: cops - Duration: 2:50.

Texas inmate busted while reentering prison with booze, home-cooked meals: cops

An inmate who escaped from a federal prison in southeast Texas was arrested Wednesday while allegedly trying to sneak back in with snacks, alcohol, tobacco and cooked food, the Dallas Morning News reported.

Joshua Randall Hansen had been serving a 27-month sentence for drug-related charges.

 (Jefferson County Sheriffs Office).

Jefferson County Sheriff's Office said in a statement they had been tipped off that inmates had been sneaking out of the prison complex and reentering with contraband.

Joshua Randall Hansen, 25, was spotted by sheriff's deputies and U.S.

marshals running out the back of a federal prison in Beaumont on Wednesday evening, the statement said.

Hansen picked up a large duffle bag that a vehicle had dropped off at a private property adjacent to the prison, authorities said.

The deputies said they arrested Hansen as he was trying to reenter the prison.  .

The duffle bag contained three bottles of brandy, a bottle of Whisky, packages of tobacco, salty snacks, fruit, and home cooked foods like BBQ sausage and fried chicken, FOX 40 reported.

Hansen, had been serving a 27-month sentence for drug-related charges.

He now faces additional charges of escape and marijuana possession.

According to Deputy Marcus McLellan, inmates walking off the prison grounds only to return with contraband is not a new phenomenon.

He told the Beaumont Enterprise that similar incidents have been occurring, "pretty much since Day 1.".

The Sheriff's Office said an investigation is ongoing.

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Texas REALTOR® Magazine Minute - Jan/Feb 2018 - Duration: 1:01.

May 15

That's when the new advertising rules from the

Texas Real Estate Commission go into effect.

Part of the new rules covers team names.

What's a team name?

It's a name used by one or more license holders

sponsored by or associated with the same broker that is

not the broker's name or the broker's assumed business name.

Your team name must end with the words team or group.

Your team name cannot contain terms that imply that

the team is offering brokerage services

independent of the broker.

Some prohibited terms are realty, brokerage, company, and associates.

The terms real estate and properties are acceptable

as part of your team name as long as

the team name ends with the terms team or group.

Remember: Any ads with your team name

must still contain the name of your broker.

And before you use your team name in an ad,

your broker must register the team name with TREC.

Get lots more information about the new

advertising rules, including sample ads,

in the January/February Texas REALTOR® magazine.

Find it at texasrealestate.com/magazine.