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Hey guys, It's Jhamz here and welcome back to another episode of Item Basics,Introducing

Soul Scroll.

Soul Scroll is highly suitable for mage assassins that are equipped with deadly skills and mobility.

It provides magical power,magical penetration and soul steal ability passive.

Soul Steal:Eliminating a hero grants 5 soul stacks, while assists gets 3 stacks.

Every 15 soul stacks converts into 30 magic damage.Dying will lose your stacks, however

converted stacks wont be affected.

Gain up to 120 points of magic damage

This item should be used with mages that has high mobilty for escaping thus,allowing them

to stack up.

Soul acroll is besr used for chang'e considering chang'e passive ability that lets her gain

so much magic power.

And that's Soul Scroll Item basics,What do you mean?

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"TEST SERIES" HELPED ME GET TOP 100 RANK - A Complete guide for TEST SERIES - Duration: 22:09.

When you give test series,you'll get the opportunity for question-wise time analysis.

I would say I've learnt the most from the test series I've given.

You've studied,but you have the fear of getting demoralized due to bad results in test.

The fear is normal,but till when will you keep fearing? You'll eventually have to start giving the test.

I know many of you may have not even started the test series.

The common question is,how to prioritize revision,the portions not yet covered and tests?

So as you have seen,I've said everywhere to 'give test series','give test series',give test series'.

The reason for that is because test series helped me improve my marks and therefore,my rank.

It is because of test series that I analyzed what do I lack and what's my scope of improvement.

So,we can get a lot of feedback from analyzing the test series.

That's the reason I am making this video,so I can share how I utilized test series during my gate preparation days.

I hope you people properly analyze and utilize the test series,for your own benefit.

But there are people who believe that test series is secondary and studying for GATE and revision is the main thing.

Well,it does have importance,but test series has a special place.

For example,if you have to drive a car on the highway i.e.,you have to give the GATE exam.For that,you should have practice.

First you'll drive the car in your street. You'll find out where the clutch is,where the brake is,where the gear is.

So,that's when you'll be able to drive your car on the highway,or you know what the consequences will be.

And exactly,that's what happens in GATE.

So,before going for GATE,you should have proper practice,and that proper practice is test series.

So without any further delay,let's get started with the video.

The obvious thing is that anyone who's giving GATE or any other competitive exam wants the best rank.

So,how do we do it? To do that you'll need to score maximum marks.

The next question is how do we do THAT?

So,if I say a simple thing,what will be the formula for 'Marks Obtained'?

We can say that'll be 'Total Marks' minus 'Marks Deducted'.

I have observed that there are '3 reasons' due to which we are not able to score the marks

Before going to these 3 reasons,I would like to say that we are all human beings,and we all have imperfections,we all make mistakes

So expecting 'everything is going to be perfect' is totally wrong. Imperfections will always be there,they are out of our control.

But,the only thing we have in control is that we can put maximum effort on minimizing the mistakes and imperfections,so that our score will be good.

So now,we go into those three reasons due to which we are not able to score perfect marks or those reasons due to which 'marks we couldn't score' increases

So,the first reason is 'WE DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING'

That means,we don't study everything

On average,I've seen that most of the people don't cover the all the subjects or topics

The people who have a great preparation prepare almost 95-98% of the topics, i.e they cover 98% topics

But if it so happens that you don't study a topic and a question from that topic comes,you will most probably leave that question

The second reason is 'WE WON'T BE ABLE TO SOLVE QUESTIONS EVEN FROM THE TOPIC WE KNOW' 36 00:04:51,00 --> 00:04,58,00 Maybe it'll feel like you are very close to the answer.Maybe it'll feel like you are forgetting the formula.

Maybe,you'll get confused with what formula to use in that particular question.

Maybe,you are not conceptually clear about the topic,you might have studied the topic,but it so happens that you will feel blurry.You won't be able to solve questions in this case as well.

But,if you have studied the topic and also attempted the question,I'll still say that we are imperfect.

That's how we come to the third reason 'WE WON'T GET THE CORRECT ANSWER OF ALL THE QUESTIONS WE ATTEMPTED'.

We are all humans and we make mistakes and have imperfections. Because of that,it so happens that we may make silly mistakes which may prove to be very costly.

For example,if the formula has 'x square',but you remember '2x'.

Sometimes,it may happen that the question has the given value '238',but while copying,you write '328'.

Sometimes,you may write '2+2=8' while calculating.

These are very practical things.These things are holding you back.But if you improve upon them,you will be able to score more marks.That's why I am telling you about these things so that we can work on them.

I would say that 'TEST SERIES IS THE FIRST STEP TO IMPROVEMENT'.

So,the first rule is 'YOU'LL HAVE TO START GIVING TEST EVERYDAY'.

Because you can improve a lot by analyzing the tests.

It so happened with me that in a test of duration of 'half an hour',one hour would go into analyzing the test.Just like that 'one and a half hour' test would take 2 hours of analysis,and 3 hour test wil take 3-4 hrs in analysis.

So,you'll have to spend a lot of time in this,but in the end,it'll be worth it.

I strongly believe that the time remaining towards the end should be dedicated to solving test series.

So,the time table should be like this- Decide what test you want to give that day. In the morning, wake up and revise the topic on which you want to give the test.

After that attempt the test. Analyze the test after that. Give time on analysis.

In analysis,you'll analyze what your strong point is and what your weak point is.

Strong points will boost up your confidence. They will be the questions which you are solving consistently.

The weak points will help you improve a lot. It acts like a negative feedback mechanism.

It can be silly mistakes,or the topics which may appear blurry to you,i.e. you are not able to remember fully. Because of this,slowly and steadily you'll be able to improve.

Also,I know that maximum of you may not have covered most of the subjects. So,devote the rest of the day on covering that subject.And,if you cover that topic,start giving tests on that topic as well

So,I'll suggest you to follow this schedule,because it covers a lot of things.

The common question is,we have to study,revise and give tests as well. How do we manage that?

So,the schedule I would suggest is 1. Revise,2. Attempt Test,3. Analyze test,4. Work on the points you analyzed,5. Study the remaining.If you keep at it with this schedule,you'll be able to cover most of the part,and you'll be able to cover tests as well.

I've stressed a lot on the term 'Analysis',so the next question is 'HOW DO WE ANALYZE?'

First off when you give the test,a portal will open,through which you can analyze a lot.

First thing I want you to analyze is 'IDENTIFY YOUR WEAK AND STRONG TOPICS'.

It has two benefits- First is that when you see your strong topics,it will boost up your confidence,because you are able to solve those questions consistently.

Also,find the weak topics and improve upon them. I would say you follow this approach - give the test,analyze your weak topic and work upon that.

It may happen that you won't get hold of the topic by reading once,but gradually,you will improve upon that topic, and will ultimately be able to solve questions from that topic,after which you will notice the increase in marks.

The second benefit is - When you sit to give the exams,you'll get 65 questions and there's a time limit of 3 hrs,so time is limited,which means you'll have to work smart.

So,what I used to do is I used to solve the questions which were within my comfort zone,and I was confident enough to solve them.

So,choose the questions smartly,because it'll save your time and most probably they'll be correct.

For example,if 1 and a half hour have already passed in the exam,and you have solved 30-35 question within that time,and because they were in your comfort zone,they'll most probably be correct.

So,you will get a confidence boost because you have one hour left. From the remaining 30-35 questions,I hope you'll be able to solve atleast 20-25 questions.

So,at the end,your questions attempted will be very remarkable.This is a smart way,which you can get by analyzing your strong and weak points.

Plus,I would like to say that analyze your mistakes.What happened with me was that when I was giving tests,I would usually forget the formulas.Sometimes,I mixed up the formulas,or make a silly mistake in it

Also,I observed that for example,the given data was in 'Hertz',but the formula I used had the unit 'radians/second'. So,I usually forgot to change the units while applying the formula.

So,what I did was I became careful not to make the same mistake again. So,the next time,whenever there was frequency given in the question,so my mind became alert.

So,slowly and steadily,you will also reduce your mistakes,and your marks deducted will also be reduced.

And third,I would say is concentrate on time management.After giving the test series,there is a special column to analyze the time taken in each question.Giving importance to time management is necessary.

Once upon a time,I was giving a test on 'Network'.Later,I realized that I spent 12 minutes on one question.

I did not spend 12 minutes in a stretch,but it happened because sometimes I spent 3 minutes on that,and come back again and spent 2 minutes.

Just like that,in a test of 30 minutes,I spent 12 minutes on a single question.And at the end,I was not able to solve that question,and I scored very poorly on that test.

Then I realized 'Why did I get poor marks?',because I was not able to attempt most of the questions.

So,the conclusion came out that if I would've spent that 12 minutes I spent on a single question to other questions,maybe I would've scored in 2-3 questions more.Which means I could've scored 5-6 more marks.

So,time managementis very cruicial,because time is limited,and you have to solve 65 questions.

Also,focus on one thing that I told so much of analysis,but I didn't say anything about rank.That's because it is the starting stage.

This is the phase of improvement.What all I have told you till now is improvement. Never did I say to compare. Compare yourself with yourself.

Compare your yesterday's self to today's self. Don't focus on your rank in the start. When rank will increase,it'll boost your confidence.

But,when your rank is not good,it is the indication that you have to work hard,not the indication that you are worthless and you should quit.

And when you buy a test series,it comes in a package.It means that it has basic tests for every subjects and also advance tests.

So,I would suggest you that no matter how many test series you buy,atleast complete one test series.

Because it is our tendency.For example,if you buy 2-3 test series,and give only easy test papers in both of them or only difficult in both. That'll be very wrong.

Because you have to adapt.No one can say that the GATE paper is going to be easy or going to be tough.So,you must have habit of both of them.

For example,the 2018 paper of Electronics was more challenging than usual.So,what happened was the cut-off was lower than usual.

But the people who prepared well,who gave tests,they had the ability to solve almost all questions.and consistently they used to score almost 80 marks.

But when they sat for the main exam,the main exam was out of their comfort zone. It was because they had the habit to solve maximumm questions,but in the main exams,they weren't able to solve much.

Because of that,they became depressed,and they weren't able to score much in the paper.So,that's why,make the habit of mixing up easy and tough,because no one can predict what the paper will be like.

Plus,there are 10 subjects in GATE. Give importance to all 10.

We have the tendency of only solving the subjects which are strong to us,because we are able to score marks in them,which makes us feel good.

But,the weak subjects are equally important,because nobody can tell what the weightage of subject will be in the next year GATE exams.

Most of the people make this analysis,but unfortunately,they are of no use,because nobody can tell what's going to come in the question paper.That's why,I would say,every subject is equally important.

I would say that atleast try to cover the easy topics of your weak subjects.It will increase your coverage.And when the questions from them may come,there will be high chance of you solving that question.

Plus,I would say that when you sit to give a test,you have to do it with full seriousness.

When I used to sit,I did not think of it as a practice or mock.When you sit down,think of it like its the final paper,and proceed as such.

So,I would suggest that you experiment with what suits you,what your approach should be regarding to solve the test,if you want to solve faster,or solve slowly with giving more importance to accuracy.

Like,I liked solving aptitude questions first,then 1 mark questions,then 2 mark questions.

So,don't hesitate while experimenting.But when you sit for exam,solve by the method you follow.You should solve with the same attitude and pattern 10-15 days before the exam,no matter if you focus on speed or accuracy.Experiment,observe what works best for you and proceed.

Also,I would like to say that 'ROTATE SUBJECTS REGULARLY'.Don't continuously solve the subjects in which you are able to solve on a consistent basis.If you do that,you will end up giving all the tests for that subjects,and in the end,you'll end up with nothing to practice.

The benefits of rotating subjects is that the GATE paper has 65 questions in random order,so it may happen that one question will be of one subject,but the next question may not be of the same subject.So,switching between one topic to another is very important.

So,that's why,I say that keep on rotating and mixing. What will happen is that you finish up test for one subject,before that you'll revise for that.Then the next day,you give another test. Before that,you revise for that. Because of switching,you'll be in touch with all the subjects.

Or else,what sometimes happens with us is that you'll forget some subject if you haven't revised it for days.

Before ending the video,I would like to give some smart tips.

If you pick up GATE paper of any branch of any year,what you'll see is that there are about 5-10% of questions which can be labelled 'tough'.

Apart from that,30-40% can be labelled 'easy'and 40-50% can be labelled 'medium'.

So,the smart way will be to identify to question. For that,you'll have to practice a lot,and you'll have to identify which questions can be solved in one shot.

Through my short analysis,I can say that if there is an easy question worth 2 mark,you'll get 2 mark. Whereas if there is a tough question for 2 mark.,you'll still get 2 mark.

But the difference between both the 2 marks is that the tough question uses a lot of your energy as well as time,but you'll easily be able to solve the easy question,and hence save time for further questions.

So,choosing to solve the easy question is the smart approach to save time and to solve paper quickly.

At last,I would like to say to give mock tests in the month of January,and preferably opt for Centre Based Tests,which can give you the feel of the real exam.

When the admit card comes,see what slot your exam is in.

For example,during GATE 2017,my time slot was 9am-12noon.So,I used to give mock test exactly at that time.

The exam used to start at 9'o clock,so I planned that when I will give the GATE exam,I'll have to wake up at 7,and by 8:30 I'll have to reach the centre.So I used to wake up at 7,and would get ready and revise by 8.By that,our body adapts to that time frame. This will create a little difference,but with that level of competition,that little difference can make a lot of difference.

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The Perfect 48 Hours in Phoenix, Arizona- Travel Guide - Duration: 8:24.

Hi, it's Jon

Coming to you from Phoenix, the soul of the Southwest

And today i'm going to be showing you around a destination that has a little bit of everything

From city lights

To mountain trails

Gourmet food

And more

Here we go the perfect 48 hours

In Phoenix, Arizona

The perfect trip needs to begin at the right hotel

Our choice is the Pointe Hilton Tapatio Cliffs Resort

Set back from the downtown amidst the Phoenix Mountain Preserve

This resort property is just far enough away from the action

To really relax

Every single room is a suite

And there's more than enough space to spread out

If the furnishings don't impress you

The views of nature from the balcony will certainly do the trick

You can even start your morning off walking one of the multiple hiking trails

Located right next to the hotel

Or better yet

Take a dip in the water village

On your first day I recommend eating a buffet breakfast

At the hotel

Make sure to order an omelette from the onsite chef

Team Adriana approved

We're in Fort McDowell 45 minutes away because a trip to Phoenixn needs to

Include this gorgeous scenery

We're doing something really unique

Segwaying through the desert

You'll see

You're not riding segways through the mall for your first morning activity

Try the Sonoran Desert

And Cowboy Wayne isn't your typical instructor

As comfortable on a horse as a segway

This cowboy runs a tight ship

And he's going to make sure first timer's figure out

All the intricacies of how to segway

This is one of the few places in the U.S you can do this outside of a city

So admire the cacti

And feel that fresh air as you zip on by

You'll even learn about some of the plant life around you

Did I mention how tough Cowboy Wayne was yet?

This is one activity you've got to try

If you're anything like me

You don't need lunch to be a fancy affair

And Luci's At the Orchard

In Phoenix

Is just the place to eat an affordable healthy meal

But since this is the perfect day

We're also eating at a historic ranch house

So combine history

WIth great food

And a little ice cream

And we've got a lunch to remember

Remember what I said about the beautiful scenery?

For today's afternoon activity

We're going to be admiring the Sonoran Desert

From 5,000 feet above ground

In a hot air balloon

We're going right for the bucketlist

Hot Air Expedetions is going to take you

Above the desert

Like you've never seen it before

Start by watching them inflate that giant balloon which is pretty exciting by itself

Then let the captain do the rest

And you'll feel like you're effortlessly floating above the earth

It's an experience like nothing you've ever tried before

Take as many photos as you can

Because you'll want to re-live this again and again

After your landing

You're in for some surprises

Like a champagne toast

Some light bites

And an incredible sunset.. which pairs perfectly with that bubbly

Phoenix has some of the best food in the Southwest

And for your first dinner

We're going to a place that was rated not only a top 5 cocktail bar in Phoenix

But a Top 10 Downtown Restaurant as well

Breadfruit and Rum Bar

If you're a fan of Rum

You're going to be in heaven

They're drink menu is even sorted by appetizer, main course, and dessert

For cocktails

We're giving their pepper shrimp and roasted plantains with mango dip An A+

You can't go wrong with any of the entrees

But I recommend stopping here at a minimum

For a cocktail

That will be tough to forget

We had a busy first day

This morning we're going to be concentrating on downtown phoenix

And the Phoenix Public Market Cafe

Is the perfect way to get started

For breakfast

This cute looking cafe is a local favorite

And for good reason

The breakfast portions are absolutely huge

And if you just want something sweet

You've come to the right spot

Enjoy this meal because we've got a busy day planned

Yesterday we explored the outdoor beauty of the area

Today we're going to show you that the city of Phoenix

Is more than just a desert

We're taking a Pedicab tour to show you the sites and hidden gems of this place

Billy is a Phoenix Legend

And a tour on his chariot is going to get you acquainted with everything you'll need to know about downtown

Funky street art

Check

Hidden hole in the wall bars

Check

Awesome hair.. check

I learned more about the history Phoenix on this tour

Than I ever thought I could

This guy is an encycle-lo-pedia

Pun very much intended

My favorite stop was Roosevelt Row

Where you'll see some of the best street art in the United States

I highly highly recommend this tour

For lunch we're going somewhere unique

Bites at the Churchill

Is a spot that is literally made from re-purposed shipping containers

And this sustainable hangout is home to 10 local eateries

Our pick is Provecho, a Guadalajaran themed Mexican eatery

Having spent time in Jalisco

Both myself and Team Adriana

Thoroughly enjoyed our carne en su jugo

And Birria

The food was so good

We even preferred to the ones we had in Guadalajara

And coming from a Mexican girl

That's saying a lot

Make sure to enjoy some Mexican coke as well

This afternoon we're in Scottsdale

And we're going to be exploring some beauty

But this is actually man made

Let's check out Taliesin West, an architectural gem

By Frank Lloyd Wright

Wright's winter camp in the desert foothills overlooking Scottsdale

Is a must visit when you're in the Phoenix area

Perhaps America's most famous architect

He spent every winter here until his death in 1959

And it's still an active school for architecture students

His organic architectural style is well displayed

And it's amazingly upkept after all of these years

Tour everything from where he hosted guests

To his own private theater

You may even leave his estate feeling inspired

To create something

Normally i'm not one to suggest eating dinner at your hotel

But the differentpointe of view restaurant at the Pointe Hilton

Is a place worth bending the rules for

For one You can't find many better sunset views in Phoenix

Pair that off with a cocktail and we're off to a great start

Step inside the restaurant you'll be greeted with friendly service

And even better cuisine

We split some rose wine, along with short rib and filet mignon

And it was

Delicious

Take some time to digest because.. we've got one stop to go

For the grand finale we're going to show you the desert

Like you've never seen it before

Let's check out the desert botanical garden

This 140 acre garden.. feels a bit like Alice in Wonderland

Their electric desert display runs from October to May

And I gurantee you've never seen cacti like this

From psychedelic looking colors

To a synchronized hilltop show

Prepare to be mesmerized and impressed

This is truly a work of art

And the perfect cap to an incredible

2 days in Phoenix

And of course the entire itinerary is linked down below in the description

Make sure to subscribe if you're new to this channel

Thank you so much for watching as always

Until next time

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95% of Trains available @Central Railway station. 1 or 2 trains available from Egmore Railway Station

95% of Trains available @Central Railway station. 1 or 2 trains available from Egmore Railway Station

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95% of Trains available @Central Railway station. 1 or 2 trains available from Egmore Railway Station

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Its Pyjama. Sorry for that :)

Its Pyjama. Sorry for that :)

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A Guide To Surviving Your First eSports Tournament - Duration: 11:36.

[Becca] DaveFu's got 20 seconds to spawn,

you've got a quarter mana.

Uh... I enhancebuff Kosmonaut, stay on auto, and stall until you gank top.

Perfect. And way to use gank without sounding like a gigantic dork.

I can't [bleep] wait 'til we get to Vegas.

I've been practicing counting cards.

[Sauce] I'm gonna check out one of those day spas. Sittin' in mud, soakin...

I want to see TORUK - The First Flight. It's based on Avatar. Cirque du Soleil.

[Becca] Guys, you do know the Las Vegas Invitational isn't in vegas, right?

[overlapping chatter]

God, we've been over this you guys.

When an email reads "Important Team Business Please Read,"

then please read the important team business.

[Squib] The tournament's in Primm. Hellish place.

Bad things happen there. So, I like to schedule business every time I go,

make it worthwhile to be in that butt hole. You know what I mean?

Is Primm close to Vegas?

Well...

[ theme ♪ ]

♪

[Greg] Uh, OK. So it's not as glamorous Vegas,

but we're still playing in an arena, right?

Hotel conference room B actually. It's like an arena,

but if we stay 15 minutes over,

an elderly security guard stands at the door until we leave.

Well, good afternoon. Welcome to Sleepy Pl--

- [desk bell] - Good afternoon. Welcome to Sl--

[desk bell] Squib. Tommy. The.

My team is late for match. I need you to get our luggage up to the rooms.

I'm sorry sir, but Sleepy Plus doesn't doesn't have that--

- [desk bell] - I'mma stop you right there, Jorge.

First things first, I'm a Diamond member, almost an NBA champion,

and I own two, let's count them, two used mattress outlets.

You are a hotel clerk in the land of the forgotten.

- Take my [bleep] to the room. - Yes sir.

Here are your keys, and Sleepy Plus happily invites you to enjoy

our complimentary crackers and box wine from 3 to 5.

- [Greg] I am definitely allergic-- - [Becca] This is a dump.

Oh, hello. OK.

I have stuff to do. Um... girl, handle all things.

OK. Guys...

first tournament with Greg. I think we've made a lot of progress,

so let's just stick to what we've been doing, OK?

Team Sorcerer...

- [Becca] Dammit Greg. - [bleep] dweeb.

It-It's the thing where we...

Waah!

[Charna] Hi everyone.

Thank you all for coming out to lovely and affordable Primm.

Our first matchup is between Team Sorcerer...

[clapping]

- And Team Jinx-- - [vacuum cleaner turns on]

Hey! Hey!

Can you not right now? Thanks.

OK, let's just get this started.

[mumbling] I need to get the [bleep] out of this town.

[gameplay voice] 3-2-1. The tale begins.

[keyboard tapping]

- OK, there's a guy coming on the bottom-- - Yeah-yeah, see him.

- Dave, go. Nice. - I love the bottom.

- [Sauce] Did you see that? - Dave... [foreign language]

[Becca] Sauce, go mid. Kosmo, go top.

[foreign language]

- [Becca] Greg, gank top. - Alright, here comes the ganker.

Alright, gigantic dork is back. Push the base. Push the base. Push the base!

Come on guys, push the base!

- [gameplay voice] Victory. - Yes!

How you like me now Karen?

[Team Sorcerer celebrating]

Great match you guys! That was awesome.

OK, so next one's in 2 hours, and no matter what...

- Don't. Be. Late. - You said it Becks.

Now if you'll excuse me, it's BJ time.

Blackjack.

- Where's your casino? - Oh, well, Primm's straddles the state borders,

so actually only that small little area in the lobby is in Nevada

- and legally designated for gambling. - As long as there's 52 cards.

- Good for you sir. - [Greg] Excuse me,

uh, where is there to eat around here?

Oh, well we have a Gordo's and that's just one block down.

Uh, that's... Well, it's like a dirtier, less nice Taco Bell.

And then we have Corn Hung's, and that's an all-you-can-eat butter pie.

It's basically a pie tin, filled with butter.

Yeah... I would stick with the hotel seafood buffet though.

Buffet sounds great. Yeah. Jack, you in?

- Naw. I think I'm going to find that a day spa. - Oh, we don't have a spa sir.

- I'll figure it out. - Two hours tops.

- Sergei? - Naw... [foreign language]

Well, it's just two of us...

♪ We can make it if we try ♪

[Becca] OK. Yeah. If anyone asks, I'm telling them you're my stepdad.

- Like your hip young stepdad? - Mm, sure.

[bleep] bring it.

- Sorry. - Minimums two dollars.

Blackjack pays to 2 to 1. Don't touch the merchandise.

- How are ya? - I lost a pig today.

OK.

[softly] I'll stand.

[Squib talking in distance]

[Becca] Oh. OK, this looks horrible. Why is the shrimp black?

- It says that it's local caught lobster. - There's no local lobster in Nevada.

Well, the sign says it's fresh off the mountain. Can't argue with the sign.

- Ugh. - Ooh, hagfish ceviche.

Ugh. Gross.

Hey, if I've learned anything from my time in the corporate world,

it's you never pass up a comp'd meal, OK?

I think I saw some muffins in the vending machine.

- So, gonna go. - OK.

Woo-hoo, are are you all mine?

♪

People say to me, "Tommy," I say, "Yeah,"

"What is greatness?"

And to that I say, what is a butterfly?

What is a raindrop?

Trying to figure out what makes Tommy Squib, Tommy Squib

is like trying to figure out what the sun is made of.

You can't do it. You can't [bleep] do it.

Mmm.

- My God that cannot be sanitary. - I don't know.

The boiled fish hash isn't half bad. You should try it.

- Ew, no. - [George] Ladies and gentlemen,

uh, I'm sorry, but um... well, we've received a very serious phone call

- from the Nevada Health Commission. - Oh my God, I told you.

You're gonna get sick. You're getting wrecked, and I told you so.

There are traces of a dangerous bacteria in the Lucky Devil brand,

gluten free muffins that we have in the lobby vending machines.

- Huh? - Now please,

continue to enjoy the mountain lobster and the sewer clams.

Again, this is only for those who have eaten the muffins who...

well are in danger of getting debilitating diarrhea.

Also, I am sorry that I just mentioned diarrhea while you're eating.

Enjoy!

Eww!

♪

[Marcia] And that is yet another bust for the fellow in the aqua sweatshirt.

What the [bleep]? [softly] 1-2...

[clears throat] Sir, we're gonna have to ask you to leave the table.

Oh [bleep]. You saw me counting cards?

Uh, no sir. We are asking you to leave, because, well, you're losing too much money.

- What? - Wait a minute, you were counting cards?

- Oh, you are terrible at that. - What? No-- What?

- Don't you want me to lose money? - Oh no, those are Vegas values,

not Primm values, OK? No-no, we care about our guests,

so this is for your own protection. Boys.

Ow-owww! Ah! You gotta undo these.

I'm in an eSports tournament! Hey!

[chuckles] I have fallen for that before. Not again my friend.

[DaveFu grunting]

[Squib] So, I'm talking to Mark Cuban, right, and I say,

"Cubes, this is not the first time I've seen a dead body.

You know what I'm saying?"

- [watch beeps] - Oh [bleep].

I gotta go my team is playing in 15 minutes.

I got a player on the team look just like you, Ivan Drago.

♪

Here you go. Don't do drugs. Don't do drugs.

Don't do drugs.

[Becca from behind the door] Oh, I wanna to die!

Oh my God, I wanna to die!

- You OK in there? - [bleep] you Greg!

- Mmkay. - [bleep] you!

[bleep] your parents. [bleep] everybody.

Uh, Becca we gotta go. The next match is about to start.

There's not even a toilet in there. It's just a bucket with a sheet around it.

- Are you sure you're OK? - Yeah, we can't miss the match.

Was it more puking or poopin'?

♪

[Charna] For the last time, is Sorcerer here?

We gotta be outta here by 8. We gotta Quinceañera coming in.

One more minute and Sorcerer will forfeit the match.

- [Greg] We're here. - [Becca] Ugh, I'm dying.

- I'm dying. - She's got di.

[Becca] Oh my God.

[dismal clapping]

- [Charna] Is she going to [bleep] be OK? - Yes, she's fine, she's fine.

My organs are liquified.

Sorry, got a manicure at this Korean nail salon just a quarter mile down the highway.

- Just as good as a spa. - I'm sorry, late.

- What? Dave? - It's fine. It's just handcuffs.

Let's just do this.

♪

[gameplay voice] 3-2-1. The tale begins!

- [softly] Sauce go. - I can't push the keys.

- How do I mess up my nice nails? - Someone tell me what I'm doing.

♪

Yes, made it.

What the [bleep]?

♪

[deep sigh] Looks like this one's up to old Greg.

Gotta carry this team on my back. Let's do this.

Wow,

I did not expect to be least valuable player of that match.

That was uh...

Really uh... I really screwed the pooch there. [chuckles]

I mean, that was uh...

That was truly bad, and I-- I am-- I am sorry.

Not Greg's best day. Not one to--

- [Becca retches] - Open a window! Open a window!

[Squib] Man, don't puke in my truck.

[ theme ♪ ]