Hi, I'm Torstein from Cinema Terror and I can't really believe I am saying this, but
today I am reviewing the 1998 horror porn parody called The Texas Dildo Masquerade.
Where to start on this one....
First off, I found this movie due to me making a 10 Insane Horror Porn Parodies video, which
you of course can find on my channel here on Youtube.
While doing haaard research for the video, pun intended, I watched several horror porn
parodies, some that were funny and most that was just awful.
The Texas Dildo Masquerade however, good god... what a weird experience this was.
So, The Texas Dildo Masquerade is disturbingly a nearly scene for scene remake or parody
of the cinematic horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
We start out with a gang of friends on their road to visit a graveyard.
Just like in the original, we get grave desecrations here also, just here the graveyard is filled
with blow up dolls and dildos.
The come across some a weirdo hitchhiker which they let have a ride in their van.
This guy doesn't work at the local meat factory, rather he works at the town's only factory,
which of course produces hand made dildos.
After the hitchhiker has sex with one of the girls on the van, with permission of her boyfriend
of course
he upsets them and is kicked out of the van after he started to suddenly puthis cock out to masturbate right in front of the gang.
This is, again, right after he is allowed to have sex with one of the girls in the van.
This won't be the last disturbing event that the gang experience on their trip to Texas,
as they also soon come across a horny family that captures them and makes sure to enjoy
all of their human pleasure holes, either by themselves or with the use of a chainsaw
dildo.
Yes, a chainsaw dildo.
That is actually a thing in this film.
This film was shot and released in 1998 on video, and the cheap video style of it actually
managed to create a creepy vibe to the film.
It is so weird as this is probably the only horror porn film I have seen that actually
could have worked as a straight up horror film if you were to remove the porn scenes.
It would of course be a direct ripoff of Texas Chainsaw, but still, it's not like other movies
haven't stolen or been influenced by that legendary film either.
Texas Chainsaw is such an odd movie to choose for a horror parody, but after seeing the
film it feels like this was made as a fan project by the filmmakers and considering
how many porn films that professionals make in a year, I guess it made sense that they
were able to get away with doing something that should absolutely not work as an adult film
Personally, I don't really care about the porn part as I am more interested in seeing
what they are able to do with the parody aspect of the original material and in that regards,
this film absolutely more than succeeds.
How can you not disturbingly laugh when the Leatherface ripoff comes on screen and goes
by the name of... wait for it....
Pussyface.
I just can't....
And the insanity doesn't stop there as they do have their own version of the famous dinner
scene, with the grandpa in this one holding and smacking around with a big dildo.
The cast is decent enough I guess.
There are several familiar faces here that even I who is not a porn aficionado do recognize.
Of course you also have Ron Jeremy in it, as he was basically in every porn film ever
made between 1980 and 2000.
He is perfectly cast in the Franklin part and does do a good job.
It seems like most of the cast actually cared about this project for some reason and that
does translate to the screen.
The Texas Dildo Masquerade is so bat shit crazy that I would strongly recommend this
to fans of horror porn parodies, if there actually is a crowd out for those type of
movies.
Surprisingly atmospheric, equally disturbing due to there being sex scenes in it to entice
the viewer, Texas Dildo Masquerade is such a weird product that I cannot help but to
love it.
If the idea of such a movie interest you, then it is worth the hunt.
It was released on DVD by Heatwave back in the early 2000's, but good luck finding it.
If you do though, then you got yourself quite the little gem although I don't think this
is a movie that will be improved by better video quality.
Texas Dildo Masquerade gets the shocker of a score with 4 out of 5.
Does this or other films like these have a fanbase out there?
Anyone actually wanna say that they are in it?
Let me know what you think of horror porn parodies in the comment section below.
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Thank you.
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