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(cars driving by)

(soft rock music)

- [Waiter] Alright, New England clam chowder.

And Manhattan clam chowder.

Enjoy.

(zippers ratcheting down)

♪ I've said it for decades but perhaps I should scream. ♪

♪ Are you listening? ♪

♪ A chowder has to have cream! ♪

♪ Instead you got tomatoes. ♪

♪ That's so gross it's scary, it's not even a soup. ♪

♪ It's a virgin Bloody Mary. ♪

♪ And I'm the perfect pairing of tomatoes and clams, son. ♪

♪ You're a wet salad, that's totally random. ♪

♪ Just pick-up some clams. ♪

♪ Go ahead and throw that in. ♪

♪ Now everything's chowder, go back to Manhattan. ♪

♪ Oh you came before me, so I don't deserve a chance? ♪

♪ You're trying to act like the original, ♪

♪ but you came here from France. ♪

♪ Frenchies like the creamy, but here is a fact bros: ♪

♪ Almost every human is allergic to lactose! ♪

♪ You're gonna cause inflammation, you know that you will. ♪

♪ You make people sick but my flavors are ill. ♪

♪ You can't battle me boy. ♪

♪ You already lost, son. ♪

♪ Guess what dick? ♪

♪ You're thicker than the traffic in Boston. ♪

♪ Insulting New England? ♪

♪ Ouch, that really stings. ♪

♪ It'd be sad if we didn't have five Superbowl rings. ♪

♪ And we are gonna win another one. ♪

♪ Oops did I spoil the only bowl that that belongs, ♪

♪ and it's the bowl in my toilet. ♪

♪ I try to be nice, it's a pleasure to meet you. ♪

♪ But no one in the world would ever wanna eat you. ♪

♪ That's just a copy, neat, I'm the OG. ♪

♪ And when it's on the menu, it's a thumbs down emoji. ♪

♪ That last little quip, might be funny to some. ♪

♪ But I got a finger for you and it isn't my thumb. ♪

♪ You're older, not better, you're not even my equal. ♪

♪ Like The Godfather warned you, not as good as the sequel. ♪

♪ Your whole region is suspect, it adds up to zero. ♪

♪ You got Ben Affleck, but I got De Niro. ♪

♪ My whole city can rap, from Brooklyn up to Rucker Park. ♪

♪ Who do you got? ♪

♪ You and Marky Mark? ♪

(record scratch)

- You guys need to leave.

- Yeah.

- Let's just do two soups to go?

- Yeah can we get them wrapped up?

- Shoot.

(upbeat lively music)